Morning Laugh

[Cowboy]

AN OLD COWBOY . . .

An old cowboy sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.

She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"

He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy."

She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women I even think about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of women."

The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?" He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out that I'm a lesbian."

So now I know, I thought I was a Cowboy trying to switch careers and be a Captain and it turns out I am nothing but a Lesbian

[fishskipper]

Its funny how life is! You think your one thing , just to find out your really something else!

[Proheat]

Thats Funny Garry!!

Thanks!!

I guess that makes alot of us lesbians!
Just don't go marching in the gay pride parades

[gradywhite273]

So now I know, I thought I was a Cowboy trying to switch careers and be a Captain and it turns out I am nothing but a Lesbian

well your boats docked in the right place