Morning Joke

[whitey]

A couple had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at

The breakfast table one morning when the wife says, "Just

Think, fifty years ago we we re sitting here at this breakfast

Table together." "I know," the old man said. "We were

Probably sitting here naked as a jaybird fifty years ago."

"Well," Granny snickered. "Let's relive some old times."

Where upon, the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the

Table. "You know, honey," the little old lady breathlessly

Replied, "My nipples are as hot for you today as they were

Fifty years ago." "I wouldn't be surprised," replied Gramps.

"One's in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal

[KEY-LIME-PIE]

Ouch!!!


Tom

[BYRD]

[whitey]

One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts

Rubbing his wife's arm. The wife turns over and says "I'm

Sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow

And I want to stay fresh. "The husband, rejected, turns over.

A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife

Again. "Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?"

[SheLuvs2Fish]

Oh whitey! You're baaaaaaaad!

[BYRD]

A friend of my wife was talking to her on the phone. She had been on the phone for quite a while. Her friends husband grabbed the phone and said "she can't talk anymore." My wife said "why"? He said "because she's about to have a D*ck in her mouth" and hung up.

I guess that is one way to get the wife off the phone.

[Chesney Land]

Whitey............ too funny !!!!!!!!!!!!

[flatbottom]

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