MORAL OF THE STORY

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Long story short. Friend and co-worker responds to local hotel for disorderly subject. Said subject was earlier removed from said hotel for being an asshole. Said subject returns (being the asshole that he is) raising hell to get his money back. Threatens hotel clerk, who again calls 5-0. Said asshole is asked to leave once again but instead (being the Einstein that he is) picks up a snow shovel and attempts to assault my said co-worker and friend, who double taps said asshole in the chest with his .40 cal., mortally wounding him.
Today's moral: don't bring a snow shovel to a gun fight.