Mohammed becomes an American

[worldcat lemon]

Mohammad, an Arab child, entered his classroom on the first day of school in Ohio.
"What is your name?" – asked the teacher.
> "Mohammad". answered the kid.
> > You are in America now. From now on your name will be Johnny," –replied the
> teacher
> > In the evening, Mohammad returned home.
> > "How was your day, Mohammad?" – asked his mother.
> >
> > "My name is not Mohammad. I’m in America and now my name is Johnny."
> > "Ah, are you ashamed of your name, are you trying to dishonor your parents,
> > your heritage, your religion? Shame on you!" – and she beat him.
> > Then she called his father and he too beat him.
> >
> > The next day Mohammad returned to school.. When the teacher saw him with
> > all the bruises she asked, "What happened to you little Johnny"?
> >
> > "Well ma'am, 4 hours after becoming an American, I was attacked by two Arabs."


"Rules without relationships breeds rebellion"

[longfisher]

...for being spineless when bullied by the teacher. Then I'd have filed charges against the teacher for racial and religious harrassment of a student.

LF

[Curmudgeon]

Lemon and Longfisher, now there's a pair only a mother could love ...

[marine4003]

...for being spineless when bullied by the teacher. Then I'd have filed charges against the teacher for racial and religious harrassment of a student.

LF

Dude..it was a joke

[worldcat lemon]

Some people don't know how to read a joke.

I saw the Australian prime minister, or whatever she is, tell ALL people who move to Australia to "Integrate or get out". Too bad our worthless President doesn't proclaim the same policy.

LF, here's a joke for you!!!

Barrack Obama was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the river below. Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, 3 kids who were fishing pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted.

The first kid said, 'I want to go to Disney World & Barrack said, 'No problem, I'll take you there on Air Force One.'

The second kid said, 'I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan shoes. Barrack said, 'I'll get them for you and even have Michael Jordan sign them.'

The third kid said, ' I want a motorized wheelchair with a built in TV and stereo headset.' Barrack was a little perplexed by this and said, 'But you don't look like you're handicapped. The kid said, 'I will be after my dad finds out I saved your butt from drowning.'

[marine4003]