MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE

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If God had wanted men to be perfect, he'd have given them brains

I believe it was Robin Williams who said - God gave men 2 heads and only enough blood to run one at a time - There must be an evolutionary reason for that...

Men? On the whole, I'd rather buy new batteries.

Yes, but your little toy can't mow the grass

[seapower]

Just reporting what I've heard! Thought that's why you girl's move out there.

[La Gringa]

Yes, but your little toy can't mow the grass

Oh Pshaw...!!! I mowed the grass for an entire summer when I was 15 so I could buy my first camera...!!! Not to mention when I was a single mom with babies - I am the one that mowed the grass...!!! I've done more grass mowing than any man in my experience...!!!

[La Gringa]

Just reporting what I've heard! Thought that's why you girl's move out there.

Wow... I never knew that.... so um, like... you're saying.. all those bikini-clad bimbos I've seen you all post up from Cabo and all the exotic island places you guys go fishing... um... don't shave???

positively shocking...!!!

[seapower]

Waxed, my dear, waxed. Never been to Cabo, don't know any Bimbo's. Just me and the Darling Wife!!Frank

[La Gringa]

Waxed, my dear, waxed. Never been to Cabo, don't know any Bimbo's. Just me and the Darling Wife!!Frank

yea yea.. i was pullin' your leg.... but that requires going to the salon.... sometimes it's just easier with a razor especially if there are no salons nearby..!!!

[Robja]

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I guess hot chicks profiles get a lot of visits

[La Gringa]

I guess hot chicks profiles get a lot of visits

I guess that leaves you and me out, eh?

[La Gringa]

The Human Body

It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.

One human hair can support 3 kg (6.6 lb).

The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.

Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.

A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.

There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.

Women blink twice as often as men.

The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.

Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.

If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.

Women reading this will be finished now.

Men are still busy checking their thumbs.

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The Human Body

It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.

One human hair can support 3 kg (6.6 lb).

The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.

Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.

A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.

There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.

Women blink twice as often as men.

The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.

Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.

If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.

Women reading this will be finished now.

Men are still busy checking their thumbs.

HAHA, your just amazing with thesh-t you come up with. Oh, and bye the way no checking needed here.