For The Men....... I hope you enjoy

[Chesney Land]

Rules For Men


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1. The Female always makes The Rules.

2. The Rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.

3. No Male can possibly know all The Rules.

4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all The Rules, she must immediately change some or all of The Rules.

5. The Female is never wrong.

6. (If the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the Male did or said wrong.)

7. (If Rule 6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.)

8. The Female can change her mind at any given point in time.

9. The Male must never change his mind without express written consent from the Female.

10. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.

11. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female Wants him to be angry or upset.

12. The Female must under no circumstances let the Male know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset.

13. The Male is expected to mind read at all times.

14. The Male who doesn't abide by The Rules, can't take the heat, lacks a backbone, and is a wimp.

15. Any attempt to document The Rules could result in bodily harm.

16. At no time can the Male make such comments as "Insignificant" and "Is that all?" when the Female is complaining.

17. If the Female has PMS, all The Rules are null and void!


I thought all of you may enjoy this.

[gottaflylee]

13 should be #1
11 should be #2

[Davedowneast]

1. The Female always makes The Rules.

That is the title of the "Rules" and it is so true. Men are basically powerless, unless a woman gives him power within a relationship. Problem is, power is corrupting and absolute power is absolutely corrupting. Every once in awhile, two people make the rules together as equals and life is good.

I'm sorry, this was supposed to be a post to be enjoyed. Can you tell that I'm going through a divorce? I didn't mean to dump on your post Ches, I must have woke up on the wrong side of my rock and my Visa bill is staring back at me.

[Chesney Land]

I hear ya Dave. I went through a horrible divorce also so I know what it feels like. The visa bill, Yeah i know about that also. Here in Alabama since I walked out and left him............ I got custody of all of those bills. However, thats okay Im doing fine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Better than having a can of whip ass on me, couldnt get used to that part!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Chesney Land]

Every once in awhile, two people make the rules together as equals and life is good.

Dave isnt this the way it should be, but some people haven't learned this by now!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Davedowneast]

Every once in awhile, two people make the rules together as equals and life is good.

Dave isn't this the way it should be, but some people haven't learned this by now!!!!!!!!!!!!

The only people that I know that have learned it are those that are now single. It seems everyone I know is either divorced, going through a divorce or should be divorced.

Do yourself (this applies to everyone) a favor. If you find someone that makes you happy, visit him/her a couple times a week and go home.

[Chesney Land]

I totally agree with you. If not a couple of times a week, then once a month for the weekend. Dont be scared!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Davedowneast]

Well, there you go again, left me speechless. I guess all you got to figure out now is what way to point the Nissan.

[Chesney Land]

My Nissan is already pointing NE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jewel.............lol

[jdderosier]

That is very funny, and so very true.

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