ts a buck as compared to other places that charge much more. Anyway, Im in line in my truck basically minding my own business and trying to figure out one cream or two. The woman behind me yells out.........Nice bumper sticker. Thank you I say already sensing the sarcasm. Would you like me to get you one? No, you can keep it she says.......Well, let me tell you something young lady, if obama has his way he wont let you keep anything you have, or have worked for. You better watch where you park that truck! Oh my, is that a threat? Yes I do believe it is. Youy just better watch where you go and where you park that thing. [thing= truck] Oh dont worry sweetheart I tell her, I live in Gladwyne and I park in a garage. I also have a home in Cape May where I park outside plus I own 7 homes right here in Ardmore where everyone knows me so I dont worry about it to much. I dont have any reason to visit 5th and diamond in philadelphia where you live. I dont smoke crack cocaine, rob people with a gun, or commit any other form of violence like your used to so dont worry about me.
Well Golly! She just never expected anyone to fire back at her so fast. The stupid white girl in her front seat that she was so eager to impress with her form of racial courage couldnt believe her ears, She hadnt even ordered at the window yet and already she was getting a second helping of hubris. My new africian american friend also realized I wasnt going to be afraid to defend myself but I sure did feel sorry for the girl working the drive thru at Mcdonalds. She was completely confused as to exactly what I had ordered. She being the professional that she is regrouped after a long moment of silence and remembered that I had ordered just coffee. I came around to the first window, paid the money and rolled to window number two to pick up. I guess the microphone works pretty good in a Mcdonalds because all the people and employees in there were looking at me like I was obama himself.
The only problem I had was the order. They handed me my coffee........Black. I took the lid off without moving realizing that I needed to file a work place grievence immediately if I was going to. I asked for two creams just to be sure and added them to the coffee immediately. Its amazing how just two white creams can turn an entire cup of black coffee into something very appealing. In my opinion it needs no sugar as its perfect harmony together, and I slowly moved away so that the person behind me could also experience what happiness I had just experienced. If we could all just add a dose of magic white [ thats a color agent for those that oil paint] to todays logic we would be so much better off as I think I just proved. alex


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