MARRIAGE LICENSE

[Karl Sr.]

A marriage license should be like a fishing license - it expires every year and if you go out of state you can get a three day license. If you think about it women and fish have a lot in common. They are fun to catch and if you clean and prep them right most are good to eat. If you are not into eating and decide to mount your catch it is going to cost you plenty. If you bring one home, no matter how well you take care of them, they start going bad and fresh ones are always better. PRACTICE CATCH AND RELEASE!

NOTE: I've been married / divorced twice Why didn't I listen to my BIG brain, instead of my little one??

[Jer]

good one!