MARK YOUR CALENDAR FOR NEXT SATURDAY JULY 5th 4PM EST

[Fish Dad]

NATIONAL ASSOCIATION OF NEIGHBORHOOD BLOCK WATCH GROUPS ACROSS AMERICA HAVE CALLED FOR A COORDINATED NATIONAL EFFORT TO ROOT TERRORIST IN OUR OWN BACKYARD AS PART OF INDEPENDENCE DAY CELLABRATIONS.

JUNE 25 2008 PRESS RELEASE FROM THE NATIONAL ASSOCIATION OF NEIGHBORHOOD BLOCK WATCHS;

As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked. He must commit suicide if he does. So next Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Muslims, and to demonstrate they think its okay to see nude women other than their wife, and to show support for all American women. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment. The federal government is encouraging all local law enforcement agencies to turn a blind eye to this display of public nudity to support this grass roots effort to fight terrorism. It is every Americans patriotic duty to participate in this as part of this year’s holiday celebration of the birth of our great nation. It suggested you keep a close eye on anyone in your neighborhood not participating as they may be terrorist sympathizing lily livered cowards and could pose a national threat. God bless America!

According to news services this effort appears to have unilateral support from both the republicans and democrats.

A white house spokes person stated “The President appreciates these efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.” John McCain stated “Cindy would be leading the ladies in their local neighborhood march while he hosted the men to Budweiser and brats on their front lawn.” Democrats lead by former President Bill Clinton are offering a free glass of Double Dog Dare wine to the ladies. When ask, Hilary had no comment. Barack Obama stated “He would not be a participant and remain indoors with his window blinds tightly closed.”

It is your patriotic duty to be a part of these efforts and pass this on. Remember, your neighbors will be watching to see you do!

[SERprise]

This is funny but don't be surprised if you offend some people. Not all muslims are terrorists. Still thanks for the laugh.

[Fish Dad]

Yea I probably did offend someone. But it is just a joke.

While all Muslims are not terrorists, most terrorists are Muslims.

If this crosses the PC line, Admin, go ahead and take it down.

[Ace1st]

I likes it mysef!!

[Tuna Taxi]

Don't worry about it, Mike. I'm glad you let us know, so all of us patriotic guys can make sure we get out on our lawns and prove we are not terrorists. It's the least we can do...

[Captain Michael Buffington]

The professor 'ol GlennW just may label you a bigot I know it is a terrifying thought Lets be friends with everybody, no matter who they suicide bomb, right Glenn?

Mike

[GALAZIO]

Yea I probably did offend someone. But it is just a joke.

While all Muslims are not terrorists, most terrorists are Muslims.

If this crosses the PC line, Admin, go ahead and take it down.

DAMN... I knew I missed this one on the SAT's.

[SERprise]

I didn't mean to try to have admin kill the thread I personally think its hilarious and an awesome idea. Good for a laugh.

[Hatterized]

.....Al Bundy will be in hooter heaven....