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Old 06-30-2008, 06:41 AM   #11
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For Cardinal Joe..
Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can’t stand criticism.

What’s the fastest way to a man’s heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife.

What are two reasons why men don’t mind their own business?
1. No mind. 2. No business.

Why do men name their penises?
Because they want to be on a first-name basis with the person who makes all their decisions. (hahahaha!!! )

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends. (TRUTH!!!)

What is a man’s view of safe sex?
A padded headboard.

How do men sort their laundry?
“Filthy” and “Filthy but Wearable”.

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Old 06-30-2008, 08:34 AM   #12
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Oh come on Joe - Everyone knows the only thing a Jersey girl makes for dinner is reservations
we do do that well.......but we also can order take out, heat up microwavable meals, open can of soup .....I could have used a good meal this weekend, maybe i got to stop hanging out with fisherman.....the only meal i had all weekend came in the form of a ice cold can or in a cup with an orange

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OK , next week I'll come down to Cape May ,and take you Jersey Girl's out to LUNCH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Cardinal Joe
Uh oh....ill bring a bib!!!

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Does a Lunch date count as first base ??????????? HA! ha! Cardinal Joe
LMFAO......you are hilarious.


LA GRINGA --- NICE POST!!!Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends. (TRUTH!!!)

All too true, but ecspecially this one!
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Old 06-30-2008, 08:45 AM   #13
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[/ Quote]LA GRINGA --- NICE POST!!!Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends. (TRUTH!!!)

All too true, but ecspecially this one![/quote]


Jersey.......I resent that. Not every male that is sensitive, caring, and good looking is gay. I am living proof of that non-gay example....hahaha And just because i am a sensitive caring male doesn't make me any less of a man.
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Old 06-30-2008, 01:17 PM   #14
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I could have used a good meal this weekend, maybe i got to stop hanging out with fisherman.

HEY NOW...HEY NOW....EAAAAAASYYYY!!!!!

I can cook!!!!!!!! Me me me I can cook!!!!

Should have brought your mom in this weekend for that dinner...
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Old 06-30-2008, 01:41 PM   #15
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I could have used a good meal this weekend, maybe i got to stop hanging out with fisherman.....the only meal i had all weekend came in the form of a ice cold can or in a cup with an orange
Just gotta pick your fishermen more carefully... Some of us know how to cook & some of us know how to eat - No one ever accused me of missing a meal
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Old 06-30-2008, 02:31 PM   #16
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haha...i guess so!!..but then again theres something know as southern hospitality
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Old 06-30-2008, 02:40 PM   #17
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haha...i guess so!!..but then again theres something know as southern hospitality
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Old 06-30-2008, 02:56 PM   #18
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Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can’t stand criticism.

What’s the fastest way to a man’s heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife.

What are two reasons why men don’t mind their own business?
1. No mind. 2. No business.

Why do men name their penises?
Because they want to be on a first-name basis with the person who makes all their decisions. (hahahaha!!! )

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends. (TRUTH!!!)

What is a man’s view of safe sex?
A padded headboard.

How do men sort their laundry?
“Filthy” and “Filthy but Wearable”.

That is some funny chit!!!!!!!
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Old 06-30-2008, 03:01 PM   #19
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bless you're heart
haha...oh chit! poor little jersey girl cant get a bite to eat...bless her heart!!!

LMFAO!!!
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Old 06-30-2008, 03:47 PM   #20
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haha...oh chit! poor little jersey girl cant get a bite to eat...bless her heart!!!

LMFAO!!!
if you would quit "fallin asleep" maybe you would get a chance to eat
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