Lowtides Beauty secrets.......

[lowtide]

Im so fu**ing bored right now , Im going to post some of my beauty secrets. Tips that I do myself.........

Im going to be reallllllllllllllllllllllllll sorry for posting this........


The following are all true and may God strike me dead if Im fibbing.......

1. Was at the mall the other week and some douche bag with a stand was set up in the middle of the mall - he talked me into buying this finger nail buffing kit - It takes the scratches out of your nails and then you buff to a shiny finish. So now, I buff my finger nails to a shiny finish.

2. I use nail clippers then follow up with an emery board.

3. I use the pedegg 1 x week, then lotion my feets up.

4. I shave the little hair that I do have from chest.

5. I keep my eye brows looking nice but shaping with a razor.

6. I keep my sack shaved

7. I have a little nose razor to get rid of all nose hairs.

Follow these tips and I guarantee you'll have all the ladies and men hitting on you............

[clt_capt]

Dude - you are twisted... We are gonna have to start calling you Lola-tide

[lowtide]

thanks man !!!

[Big Fish Billy]

Thanks buddy...a lot of good fishing tips there.......

[bigfish4me]

I knew you were a metro B!tch......not that there is anything wrong with that......if you want the tang you need to do your thang.....its not like we are working the dive bars of north cackalacka.....these main line B!tches and south Jersey shore Whore$ require a guy that takes care of himself.....either that or your hogging......you got guts spicoli...but you are on point my good man......yup I trim and then scrub my finger nails before heading out for the bar, hair cut and not shaggy, smelling good....Polo Black drives them all nuts.....try it...really! ...Man scaping.......if you dont do it you are not going to get your swizzle stick smoked...and if your driving it home will end up chaffed....Us men...we like hard wood floors and perhaps a landing strip or a hitler mustache at the most....fur burgers are out....the women that are worth the effort expect a man that keeps himself on point

[lowtide]

I knew you were a metro B!tch......not that there is anything wrong with that......if you want the tang you need to do your thang.....its not like we are working the dive bars of north cackalacka.....these main line B!tches and south Jersey shore Whore$ require a guy that takes care of himself.....either that or your hogging......you got guts spicoli...but you are on point my good man......yup I trim and then scrub my finger nails before heading out for the bar, hair cut and not shaggy, smelling good....Polo Black drives them all nuts.....try it...really! ...Man scaping.......if you dont do it you are not going to get your swizzle stick smoked...and if your driving it home will end up chaffed....Us men...we like hard wood floors and perhaps a landing strip or a hitler mustache at the most....fur burgers are out....the women that are worth the effort expect a man that keeps himself on point

kiss me

[bigfish4me]

kiss me

Only if you dress up like LL

[Captain Michael Buffington]

You two were made for each other

Mike

[bigfish4me]

You two were made for each other

Mike

Lol Mikey....a sick mind is a terrible thing to waste