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    Lowtide - The Jedi Master........WOW

    So I decide to leave the office early yesterday to have a liquid lunch. Lunch ran into dinner and so on. There is a hott girl { bartender} at my watering hole [ not a strip joint] with the best fake cans I ever laid eyes on. So her shift is ending and she says, I have to go next door to get a trim. I say - Let me wash your hair - she says - OK ! I would love that. I find myself in the beauty parlor, wearing a smock - and washing this scrumtious little treats hair. After 2 shampoos and conditioning - the owner comes over and offers me a job { i should have accepted - a great way to meet sluts} End result - Somehow I end up in the ladies room with this chick........ Check out these cans !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wow !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!







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    Quote Originally Posted by lowtide View Post
    So I decide to leave the office early yesterday to have a liquid lunch. Lunch ran into dinner and so on. There is a hott girl { bartender} at my watering hole [ not a strip joint] with the best fake cans I ever laid eyes on. So her shift is ending and she says, I have to go next door to get a trim. I say - Let me wash your hair - she says - OK ! I would love that. I find myself in the beauty parlor, wearing a smock - and washing this scrumtious little treats hair. After 2 shampoos and conditioning - the owner comes over and offers me a job { i should have accepted - a great way to meet sluts} End result - Somehow I end up in the ladies room with this chick........ Check out these cans !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wow !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!











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    Need's just a little more conditoner!!!!

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    If one never married,

    You could spend eternity with hairdressers. Used to use it as a dating routine. When they ask, who cut your hair last time, ........its just a matter of time.

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    Is that a wedding ring on her hand????

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robja View Post
    Is that a wedding ring on her hand????
    hell no

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    Talking her street name Roxanne....??

    nice.....real nice.....i saw her on the corner of 4th & Main street...got a $20 quickie....oh btw how do i taste iffin you kissed her.....LMFAO....

    on a serious note....that be fine...mighty fine....a blonde with upper body strength is at the top of my list...

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    And I imagine, afterward, while the two of you were laying there in the afterglow, she ran her hand down and was massaging your testicles endlessly...after a while you said "that was really nice, and you have such a gentle touch and longing for my balls." That's when she says to your horror "it's because I miss mine.".......Jedi.....
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