Longlemming and othes...

[Captain Michael Buffington]

LEMMINGS

Brown Lemming

HABITAT and HOMES
Lemmings live in the treeless areas of Northern Canada.(and ours live on welfare and Jerry Springer)

In the winter lemmings live in burrows in the snow. They make many snow tunnels. They are safe from the cold and wind. Their underground burrows have rest areas, bathrooms and nesting rooms. Lemmings make nests out of grasses, feathers and musk ox wool. (sounds like an entitlement...except they make it instead of take it)

APPEARANCE
Lemmings look like fat furry hamsters. They have strong legs and claws for digging. Thick fur helps to keep them warm. (sheeple say things like thats not fair)

There are collared lemmings and brown lemmings. Collared lemmings' coats turn from brown to white for the winter. (black, white, brown...we all turn to dust in the end...who went lemming is what matters)


Collared Lemming
FOOD
Lemmings eat plants, roots, berries and lichens. They gather seeds to eat in the wintertime.(stock up on ammo and gold)

ENEMIES
Lemmings are eaten by many animals. The ermine (weasel), Arctic fox , Snowy Owl, wolf and wolverine are just some of their enemies.(POINT IS THEY ARE EATEN)

Arctic foxes can sniff out lemmings in their burrows under the snow.(or mislead them into a stupor on the nightly news)

Ermine (weasels) can fit down the lemmings' burrows. They chase the lemmings into their burrows and kill them by biting their necks.(or tax them to death)

When there are fewer lemmings, there are fewer predators (animals that hunt lemmings for food). (terrorist willing to be terrorist)

PROTECTION
Lemmings run quickly and hide in their tunnels under the snow or underground.(or stick their heads in the sand)

THE YOUNG
Females give birth to up to eight babies every five weeks. The high number of lemmings helps to provide food for many animals. (or votes for the socialist)

ADAPTATIONS
When there are too many lemmings in one area and not enough to eat, they migrate to find food. Many drown by running into the rivers and lakes. (picked out your river or lake sheeple?)

IMPORTANT FACTS
The number of young that a Snowy Owl(progressives and terrorist) has depends on whether there are alot of lemmings or not.

Every three or four years the number of lemmings decreases. If there are too many lemmings there would not be enough food for all of them. Then many lemmings would starve. The predators would also starve.(end of western civilization)




Stock up on ammo boys because the lemming suicide is about a year away.

Mike