A little Redneck North South Humor?

[Ace1st]

A redneck was stopped by a game warden in South Central South Carolina recently
with two ice chests full of fish. He was leavin' a cove well-known for
its
fishing. The game warden asked the man, 'Do you have a license to
catch those fish?' 'Naw, sir', replied the redneck. 'I ain't got none of
them there licenses. You must understand, these here are my pet fish.'
'Pet fish?' 'Yeah. Every night, I take these here fish down to the
lake
and let 'em swim 'round for awhile. Then, when I whistle, they jump
right back into these here ice chests and I take 'em home.' 'That's a
bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that.' The redneck looked at the warden
for
a moment and then said,'It's the truth Mr. Government Man. Lemmee show
ya.
It
really works.' 'O. K.', said the warden. 'I've got to see this!'
The
redneck poured the fish into the lake and stood and waited. After
several
minutes, the warden says, 'Well?' 'Well, what?', says the redneck.
The
warden
says, 'When are you going to call them back?' 'Call who back?'
'The
FISH', replied the warden! Huh? 'What fish?'I aint seen no fish, replied the redneck. ...
Moral
of the story: We may not be as smart as some city slickers, but we ain't
as dumb as some government employees. You can say what you want about
the
South, but you never hear of anyone retiring and moving north.

[ejstenger]

AMEN, Fellow redneck!!!!!!!

[Redfish44]

Funny.

[whowantstoknow]

HA....love it. Always nice to have a good laugh...that and i probably know that guy!

[phrog46]

LMAO!!!!

[000's]

NOW thats funny

[bigfish4me]

thats some funny stuff right there

[austin ensor]

yup that guy would fit in around here!!!!!