Little light humor

[worldcat lemon]

What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
A Nervous Wreck.


What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
Quatro Cinco.

What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
Anyone Can Roast Beef.

Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
Right Where You Left Him.

Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
Because They Have Big Fingers.

Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
Because It Scares The Dog.

What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?
A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang!
A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.

How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same?
Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer.

What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover ?!
The Location Of The Dirt Bag.

[NY Bearhunter]

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