I love these things. What ya got ?

I'll start.

Little johnny was in class and the teacher asked the class to use the word fascinate in a sentence.

Darling Mary was waving her hand and the teacher called on her.
Well, I was at the zoo and the animals were fascinating.
Thats nice the teacher said, but, the word was fascinate.

Charming Billy was waving his hand madly so the teacher called on him next.
I went to the museum and I was fascinated by all the stuff there.
Thats nice Billy, but, the word is fascinate.

Well Little Johnny is jumping in his seat, he's got this one nailed.
The teacher is a little reluctant to call on him. She knows little Johnny but figures, Hey, waht can he do with fascinate. so she calls on him.

Little Johnny stands up, real proud and says.

My sister bought a sweater with 9 buttons but her tats are so big she can only fascinate.