Only in golf

>>Out on the golf course with his wife, the husband says, "Twenty
>>years ago I had a brief affair. It meant nothing. I hope you can
>>forgive me."
>>
>>His wife was hurt, but said, "Dearest, those days are long gone.
>>What we have now is far more valuable. I forgive you." They
>>embraced and kissed.
>>
>>On the seventeenth tee, the husband was starting his back swing
>>when the wife blurted out, "I'm sorry darling, and I've been so
>>conscience-stricken since you told me, but since we're being honest
>>with each other, I have something to tell you also. Fifty-two
>>years ago I had a sex change operation; I was a man before I met
>>you. I hope you can forgive me."
>>
>>The husband froze at the top of his back swing, and then threw a
>>fit! He slammed the driver into the ground, kicked the ball into
>>the woods, stormed off the tee, pushed the golf cart over on its
>>side, broke the rest of his clubs one by one, then started on hers.
>>
>>He screamed and ranted, "You liar! You cheat! You despicable
>>deceiver! How could you? I trusted you with all my heart and
>>soul...and all these years you've been playing off the ladies
>>tees!"
>>
>> Some things are sacred!