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Salon puppy
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Delran, NJ
Posts: 112
Credits: 1,425.5
Occupation: Stationary Engineer at Wyeth Pharmaceuticals in Collegeville, PA
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She thought she was God and I didn't. 2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. 3.. I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me! 4.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. 5.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
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Sit down Shut up And fish
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Carolina Beach
Posts: 517
Credits: 1,609.6
Boat: 2002 Hewes Redfisher 18/2005 Albemarle 242CC
Home Port: Carolina Beach
Best Catch: My wife
Occupation: Security/Protection Consultant
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One you should never say to your wife or um ex-wife "Nice hair, but why did you dye the roots that color?"
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Salon puppy
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Delran, NJ
Posts: 112
Credits: 1,425.5
Occupation: Stationary Engineer at Wyeth Pharmaceuticals in Collegeville, PA
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HERE'S MORE
6.. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.
7.. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me 8.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. 9.. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe. 10.. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing. |
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I think Admin is going to let me have this space
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Wildwood, NJ
Posts: 1,049
Credits: 266.3
Boat: 40FT JERSEY 17FT CENTER CONSOLE
Home Port: CAPE MAY
Best Catch: I AINT DONE YET
Occupation: curing the hunger attack
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Best part about Alzhiemers is you meet new people every day and your Easter Egg Hunts last a lifetime.
I never enter a battle of witts with an unarmed man. And if you get into a battle of witts with an idiot they will drag you down to their level and kick the livin shit out of you I have a few bad ones that I will not post again but one I use on the boat when the guys swing at the tuner bites, You look like a retard in a battin cage swingin at them fish
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Crab mustard is good
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: vineland,nj/breez-lee
Posts: 786
Credits: 4,324.7
Occupation: paying the bills so i can fish
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ONCE YOU GET BY THE SMELL, YOU GOT HER LICKED...
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I think Admin is going to let me have this space
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Wildwood, NJ
Posts: 1,049
Credits: 266.3
Boat: 40FT JERSEY 17FT CENTER CONSOLE
Home Port: CAPE MAY
Best Catch: I AINT DONE YET
Occupation: curing the hunger attack
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Sit down Shut up And fish
Join Date: Mar 2005
Posts: 593
Credits: 6,100.5
Occupation: Ace Fishing Lures
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-WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship
-Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder -Forget the dog. Beware of my wife -Time spent fishing is not deducted from a man's life -If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat? -Save a tree...eat a beaver |
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Crab mustard is good
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: vineland,nj/breez-lee
Posts: 786
Credits: 4,324.7
Occupation: paying the bills so i can fish
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STAINO, HOW DID I KNOW I'D GET A RESPONCE FROM YOU ON THIS...HOW THE HELL ARE YA MAN...HOWS THE BOAT...
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I think Admin is going to let me have this space
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Wildwood, NJ
Posts: 1,049
Credits: 266.3
Boat: 40FT JERSEY 17FT CENTER CONSOLE
Home Port: CAPE MAY
Best Catch: I AINT DONE YET
Occupation: curing the hunger attack
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all I need is a little poke once in a while to get the funnies flowin
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Salon puppy
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Delran, NJ
Posts: 112
Credits: 1,425.5
Occupation: Stationary Engineer at Wyeth Pharmaceuticals in Collegeville, PA
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11.. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
12. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine. 13.. God must love stupid people; He made so many. 14.. The gene pool could use a little chlorine. 15.. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. |
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