laws of the universe

[gradywhite273]

LAWS OF THE NATURAL UNIVERSE

>>
>> Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with
>>grease your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee.
>>
>> Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the
>>least accessible corner.
>>
>> Law of Probability: The probability of being watched is directly
>>proportional to the stupidity of your act.
>>
>> Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never
>>get a busy signal.
>>
>> Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work
>>because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a
>>flat tire.
>>
>> Variation Law: If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one
>>you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
>>(works every time)
>>
>> Bath Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the
>>telephone
>>rings.
>>
>> Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you
>>know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen
>>with.
>>
>> Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a
>>machine won't work, it will.
>>
>> Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely
>>proportional to the reach.
>>
>> Theatre Rule: At any event, the people whose seats are furthest
>>from the aisle arrive last.
>>
>> Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee,
>>your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the
>>coffee is cold.
>>
>> Murphy's Law of Lockers: If there are only two people in a
>>locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.
>>
>> Law of Dirty Rugs/Carpets: The chances of an open-faced jelly
>>sandwich of landing face down on a
>>floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of
>>the carpet/rug.
>>
>> Law of Location: No matter where you go, there you are.
>>
>> Law of Logical Argument: Anything is possible if! you don 't
>>know what you are talking about.
>>
>> Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly.
>>
>> Oliver's Law: A closed mouth gathers no
>>feet.
>>
>> Wilson's Law: As soon as you find a product that you really
>>like, they will stop making it


tim

[tidetou]

All the above true

[shoefish]

Good ones. How about:

Law of the secret fishing spot: After a previous day's success, any fishing spot no matter how far out to sea, will always be taken when you get there.

[gradywhite273]

good one shoefish, here is another fishing law

the long rigger will always go off when you are in the head.


tim

[hotrodmarlin]

good one shoefish, here is another fishing law

the long rigger will always go off when you are in the head.


tim

and it will be a blue marlin on the only tld25/dink bait that you have out...

[Rack and Reel]

all of them are tru..

[matey8941]

wow they dont get any truer than that