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    Smile For LaGringa and Jersey

    Recently a friend had a sex change operation from male to female. I was uneasy about striking up a conversation after he did the the proceedure. I didn't know where to start or what to say so I figured start with the operation itself...
    "was it Painful?"
    "Only part of it..."
    "I see.... I guess when they cut your weenie off?"
    "Nahhhh... That was easy..."
    "Well then surely when you had breast implants done..."
    "Nahhh that was a piece of cake...."
    "Well, Hell, you got me what was the part that hurt..."
    "When the drilled the hole in my head and sucked half my brains out..."

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    hmmm
    like placing high and dry squaw wood on an already red tinder pile!

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    cute joke!

    fortunately, it doesn't apply to us!

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    Quote Originally Posted by La Gringa View Post
    cute joke!

    fortunately, it doesn't apply to us!
    Oh really????

    Hey folks.... I heard LaGringa locked her keys in her car. Needed a coat hangar to get Jersey out...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deep C View Post
    Oh really????

    Hey folks.... I heard LaGringa locked her keys in her car. Needed a coat hangar to get Jersey out...
    ah.. it's pretty hard to lock yourself out of one of these:

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    Quote Originally Posted by La Gringa View Post
    ah.. it's pretty hard to lock yourself out of one of these:

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    But you suceeded....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deep C View Post
    But you suceeded....
    nice try Deep!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by La Gringa View Post
    cute joke!

    fortunately, it doesn't apply to us!
    I think Deep might have put one more nail in the coffin by saying we used to be men - Should we put him six feet under now?

    Quote Originally Posted by Deep C View Post
    Oh really????

    Hey folks.... I heard LaGringa locked her keys in her car. Needed a coat hangar to get Jersey out...
    I have no idea what this statement implies

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    Quote Originally Posted by whowantstoknow View Post

    I have no idea what this statement implies
    that we are a coupla bimbos.... hahahahaha....

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    Deep seeems to be very incoherent. That smile must have really gotten to him. The ice baths may have frozen his brain

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