For La Gringa and Jersey

[OCcaptain]

I know I'll catch a rash of #@%$ for this but! What the hell!


Nothing like a good Bible story to make your day.





How Adam Got Eve -- Priceless


Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely.






So, God asked him, 'What's wrong with you?'




Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.




God said that He was going to make Adam a companion
and that it would be a woman.







He said, 'This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you,



and when you discover clothing, she will wash them for you







She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not nag you,



and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement.



She will praise you!







She will bear your children.







and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them.







'She will NEVER have a headache and will freely give you love and



passion whenever you need it.'







Adam asked God, 'What will a woman like this cost?'



'An arm and a leg.'



Then Adam asked, 'What can I get for a rib



Of course the rest is history............!!!!







Send to all the men who need a good laugh

and the women you think can handle it.

[pal156]

thats pretty good

[Gibzilla]

I know I'll catch a rash of #@%$ for this but! What the hell!


Nothing like a good Bible story to make your day.





How Adam Got Eve -- Priceless


Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely.






So, God asked him, 'What's wrong with you?'




Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.




God said that He was going to make Adam a companion
and that it would be a woman.







He said, 'This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you,



and when you discover clothing, she will wash them for you







She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not nag you,



and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement.



She will praise you!







She will bear your children.







and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them.







'She will NEVER have a headache and will freely give you love and



passion whenever you need it.'







Adam asked God, 'What will a woman like this cost?'



'An arm and a leg.'



Then Adam asked, 'What can I get for a rib



Of course the rest is history............!!!!







Send to all the men who need a good laugh

and the women you think can handle it.

hahahaha....thats great!

[Tunaman40]

[La Gringa]

thanks for the chuckle.... it's a welcome respite from my real life... hahahhaa

[OCcaptain]

Thought you might need a good laugh! Be safe, everbody on SFC is thinking about you guys!

[whowantstoknow]

I know I'll catch a rash of #@%$ for this but! What the hell!


Nothing like a good Bible story to make your day.





How Adam Got Eve -- Priceless


Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely.






So, God asked him, 'What's wrong with you?'




Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.




God said that He was going to make Adam a companion
and that it would be a woman.







He said, 'This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you,



and when you discover clothing, she will wash them for you







She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not nag you,



and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement.



She will praise you!







She will bear your children.







and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them.







'She will NEVER have a headache and will freely give you love and



passion whenever you need it.'







Adam asked God, 'What will a woman like this cost?'



'An arm and a leg.'



Then Adam asked, 'What can I get for a rib



Of course the rest is history............!!!!







Send to all the men who need a good laugh

and the women you think can handle it.

Very nice Al......but, Obviously the Rib only supplied the Beauty and the Brains and the ability to call BS when we see it..........thank god Adam kept his arm and leg...cause i for one could never be that whipped!!!! Slave isnt in my vocabulary!!!

[Agitated88]

I wish I could be that lucky...Adam only lost a rib!!!