Tonight my missus and I decided to take a little vacation from the house... Went down to the 43 to watch some football. Theres a beach type bar right there with a couple big screens and an all you can eat pig roast for $10 on Sundays.
We got down to the boat where she could have a leisurly glass of wine and we could enjoy a ring of shrimp cocktail. As we settled in there was obviously a party going hard on the boat next to us. Three very drunk gals cackling away and one bent over the side heaving her lungs out. Two empty bottles of Jagermeister were predominantly displayed among a few other half full odds and ends on their rigging station...
Ten minutes later the one was still hanging over the side... A rather large girl grabbed the sick ones shoulders and tried to stand her up. She was vertical for a few seconds then gravity began to work. Clear alcohol poisoning was seeing to it that there would be no cushion to the fall which ended with a face first landing on their chair pedestal...
I saw the blood, saw the tooth, and also saw two friends who were so plowed they couldn't even help the one who just crashed and burned... One dabbed at her bloodied face with a napkin. A bilge pump and a bale of cotton was more in order. They dragged the poor girl into the salon and laid her on a couch to sleep it off and then decided to go up to the bar for more shots...
I see something like that and it brings me right back to another time in my life. I like it here better... I'm never going to tell someone not to drink. I'll help em quit but never give em crap about drinking... I just hope I never see any of my SFC as plowed as that gal. I guess I put this up as a "think before you do" pubic service announcement... Now i feel better.![]()


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