Jury Duty.......How do I get out?

[hubris 1]

Boy, like that is a barometer of intellegence........Voting.

[seapower]

Must have had something to do with my ability to read and right. The only thing I can figure. Wait a minute, none of my vote's counted last time. Everyone I voted for (across the board) lost. Frank

[Hoover]

Nobody likes to go to Jury Duty....but instead of bragging about how you got out of it, how about doing whats correct and having someone sit on a jury who really gives a shi@....and next time your wife.mother,daughter gets robbed or worse there wont be some bleeding heart liberal in the group who thinks the magot deserves to get probation!....once again, whats wrong with this country..people need to take responsability for their actions!

[joeksr]

I want that 5 lb block of cheese. Is it brie?

I do not think they are giving out Brie anymore.
I think Gruyere is the cheese of date.
Ask your lawn care guy. I'm sure he can tell you what type of cheese is on the menu and where to get it.
Just to help ya,
Ask him this.
Donde Puedo Conseguir mi libre queso.
(google translation of "where do I get my free cheese")
Record the answer, get it translated and
Walla, You get cheese.
If ya want free schooling I'll have to do some more research.
Or, ask your local illegal.
Ps. I got out of jury duty be turning my hearing aids off and saying WHAT. never called me back