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    Joke of the Year

    Two women were sitting quietly together, minding their own business.

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    Quote Originally Posted by yachtsnc View Post
    Two women were sitting quietly together, minding their own business.
    Very rarely will you find me sitting with another women but I never mind my own business always listening but I keep my mouth quiet the best I can lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by LuckyLady View Post
    Very rarely will you find me sitting with another women but I never mind my own business always listening but I keep my mouth quiet the best I can lol
    and thats the exact point of the joke right there gentlemen. Anybody got any blonde jokes?

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    Two blondes walked into a building....you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.....


    Lucky Lady wasn't one of them........

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    Quote Originally Posted by N2theBlue View Post
    and thats the exact point of the joke right there gentlemen. Anybody got any blonde jokes?
    Lets see what you got ... I'm sure I have a few to fire back with on the other gender

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    A blonde went in to see the doctor, because she was hurting so badly....."well Miss" the doctor asked, "how can I help you today?" The blonde went on about how where ever she touched herself with her finger it hurt, see, as she touches her head, shoulder, leg, etc., with her forefinger, she always reacted "see it hurts." The doctor kindly responded..."how long has your finger been broken?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by LuckyLady View Post
    Lets see what you got ... I'm sure I have a few to fire back with on the other gender
    I'm not good at jokes. But i can definitely laugh when one comes true!

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    One day a big group of blondes met in New York to show the world that blondes aren't dumb.
    They begged: "Ask any of us any question, and we will show you that we're not dumb."

    The group caught the attention of a passer by, who volunteered to ask them some questions. He climbed up on a car and randomly picked a blonde out of the crowd.
    She got up on the car too and the man asked: "What is the first month of the year?"
    The blonde responded: "November?"

    "Nope," said the man. At this point the crowd began to chant, "Give her another chance, give her another chance."

    So the man asked: "What is the capital of the U.S.A ?"
    The blonde responded: "Paris?"
    So the crowd began chanting again: "Give her another chance, give her another chance."

    The man said: "Okay, but this is the last one. What is one plus one?"
    The blonde replied: "Two?"

    “Give her another chance, Give her another chance." screamed the crowd.

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