Joke without a dirty word in it

[Dusty279]

It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but here is one:

Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods.
A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch,
'Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?'
The birch says he cannot tell, but just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.
The birch says, 'Woodpecker, you are a tree expert.
Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?'
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies, 'It is neither
a son of a beech nor a son of a birch.
It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever poked my pecker into.'
Now wipe that smile off your face

[La Gringa]

cute...!!! LOL

[Reefraft]

funny