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MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A WOMAN
On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The
turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck
by lightning.
One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of
the plane. "I'm too young to die," she wails.
Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth
to be memorable! Is there anyone on this plane who can make me feel like a
WOMAN?"
For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril. They
all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane.
Then a man from Texas stands up in the rear of the plane. He is handsome:
tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes. He starts to walk
slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt.
..One button at a time... No one moves.....He removes his shirt.... ....Muscles ripple across his chest... ...She gasps.... .....He whispers............
"Now iron this...then get me a beer."
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Originally Posted by Chesney Land