A young man enters a job-center in Kansas City, Kansas. He sees an announcement posted
for a gynecological-assistant. He goes to the counter and asks the clerk for details on this
opening. The clerk leaves and comes back with a folder. Opening it, he reads, "The job entails you getting the women ready for the gynocologist to examine them.You have to help undress them, lie them down and carefully wash their genital area Then you apply a shaving cream and gently shave the pubic area. Lastly, you have to rub a soothing oil to the shaved area. There is a $60K annual salary," he concludes.
"Great!" says the young man, "where do I apply?" "In Wichita" answered the clerk.
The young man says, "Wichita is 120 miles from here, Is that where the job is?"
"No," said the clerk, "that's where the end of the line is."
So, if this charter captain thing doesn't work out for a bunch of us guys this summer....we have this as a fallback option?