Job Offer....Should I take it......

[BrothaBob]

Ok I have included a copy of a job offer from a Mr. Ronald Bass. Considering I have never interviewed with Mr. Bass, I thought this was comical.


Hello, dear friend!

My name is Ronald Bass, I'm the " Topl Ex LTD" official supervisor in
the United States of America. [Ok, Using the entire phrase "United States of America" is not something I would expect from someone that actually lives here" Our company makes and delivers various sets of ancient furniture all over the world. [How do you make "Ancient Furniture"?]
In reference to a client base expansion in USA, we have several
vacancies in US branch. Not a full time job in the position of a SALES
MANAGER. And for this position we need people of 25-60 years old . [The age range is sweeping wouldn't you say?] The wage for such kind of job is 1700 $ per month or 7 % off each transaction. [WOW! after taxes, that will pay for a tank of gas and two gallons of milk] The main responsibility is getting our customers' payments on your mailing adress and transferring the funds to our Chief Sales Manager in Europe. [Yep, that sounds financially safe, here hold my wallet while I bend over] The general requirements: good communicative skills [As shown in this email] and ability to work in team [In otherwords, a group of individuals as dumb as yourself]. Ability to hold interest of the company s more than your
own. [Blind loyalty to a company that I share no ownership in, sure, get paid poorly by and will eventually be the brunt of a terrible scam, sure, why not]

US citizenship. [Why do you plan on asking me to marry some complete stranger so they can get in the states......sure, why not]


We looked through some resumes on the web sites and we can offer you
the job in our company. [No wonder I haven't gotten any calls for technical positions, my resume must be really that bad]
If you are interested in getting this position, it is necessary for you
to e-mail your resume for reconfirmation and your contact information
at: teamfinancetoplexltd@yahoo.pl

Best regards,
Topl Ex LTD Team

[carom]

Go for it ROTFLMAO

[shoefish]

BrothaBob you should DEFINITELY make a fake resume and send it in to see what happens! I bet you could put some very colorful things on it.

[Double D]

Tell him you want the position of "Topl Ex LTD" as well

[BrothaBob]

Actually, a buddy of mine and myself just started putting together a fake resume. I guess I could used some interesting job titles and descriptions.

Port O' John Design, Installation and Maintenance Expert
Rocket Scientist with NASA


Give me some more guys......I figure I could send the guy a 20 page resume....LOL

[shoefish]

Petrolium transfer engineer (gas pump attendant)

Helicopter ejection seat test pilot

Twinkie stuffer

[flatbottom]

he he !!!!

Ok here is one

you are the developer and entrepreneur for the new product listed in Back Scratch Mag. July 2007 edition. Here is a pic or the new product. I was on the leading sales team 2002 thru 2004

[knot for shore]

just go to "dirty jobs" and find a plethora of crazy additions to your resume'.

put Mic Roe jr. as your name......

[squirtis]

I got one of the ones from Nigeria stating we have millions of dollars in oil money, but we need your bank account to get it out of the country

unreel, So I sent an e-mail back telling them that I had a unique investment opportunity if the would use my account..I would sell them some oceanfront property in Arizona at a much discounted rate since they were so generous in finding me and giving me millions of dollars it was the least I could do

Who falls for this crap???


sorry for the hijack....

How about Senior IT Con Specialist....

[shoefish]

How about Senior IT Con Specialist....

That's a good one- I bet you'd hear back within the hour on that one!