For Jersey: Women's Health Issue

[La Gringa]

Important Women's Health Issue:

Do you have feelings of inadequacy?

Do you suffer from shyness?

Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or
pharmacist about Margaritas.

Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident
about yourself and your actions.

Margaritas can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the
world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything.

You will notice the benefits of Margaritas almost immediately and with a
regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you
from living the life you want to live.

Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will discover
many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with
Margaritas.

Margaritas may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or
nursing should not use Margaritas. However, women who wouldn't mind
nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.


Side effects may include:

Dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration

****** lustfulness

Loss of motor control

Loss of clothing

Loss of money

Loss of virginity

Attraction to the same sex

Table dancing

Headache

Dehydration

Dry mouth

And a desire to sing Karaoke

WARNING:

The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you are whispering when
you are not.

WARNING:

The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to tell your friends over and
over again that you love them.

WARNING:

The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to think you can sing.

WARNING:

The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you can logically converse
with members of the opposite sex without spitting

[Robja]

I knew it wouldn't be long before you started another Jersey thread.

Careful Jersey! Margaritas make your clothes fall off.

[La Gringa]

I knew it wouldn't be long before you started another Jersey thread.

Careful Jersey! Margaritas make your clothes fall off.

guess i'm that predictable... hmmm....

[SeaMent]

they can also make you throw rocks at your own car

[La Gringa]

they can also make you throw rocks at your own car

you know this from personal experience???

[SeaMent]

you know this from personal experience???

LG, not me personally but I did witness this type of behavoir by a friend of mine, he was using rocks and corn cobs and yes he was throwin em at his own car, craziest thing I've ever seen

[La Gringa]

LG, not me personally but I did witness this type of behavoir by a friend of mine, he was using rocks and corn cobs and yes he was throwin em at his own car, craziest thing I've ever seen

tequila is so much fun...!!!

[Gringo]

LG, not me personally but I did witness this type of behavoir by a friend of mine, he was using rocks and corn cobs and yes he was throwin em at his own car, craziest thing I've ever seen

Well of course he was. If you throw things at her car, why, that can be construed as a form of assault and I know that in Massachusetts (for example) that is grounds for a restraining order. And life gets even more complicated after that point.

Besides, once you get to that point, the car with the corn cob marks is probably going to be her car shortly....

Some small consolation.

[clt_capt]

Jersey needs to put on her Margarita goggles and come play in this thread...

[krissi]

............yeah and make you think you can dance really good!