Jersey Girls Report Cards

[Deep C]

As I shake the Florida sand out of my veins and replace it with Jersey sand I start to notice things. Today I spent some time just trying to get feeling better after the shark tourney. My eyes were working the local scenery as I went from shore town to shore town. I started to notice the girls and how they vary from town to town.
Lets start in Atlantic Highlands... Is there some town ordinance that says that every other girl there must either be knocked up or pushing a stroller? Don't they have the pill in Atlantic Highlands?
Moving to Highlands proper we find the good ol Jersey easy ones. A six pack would get you favors for sure and if you were really good a couple Marlboros would at least get you partially done.
Side step across the bridge to Rumson... Sheeeeiiiitttt these girls have a broom up their collective ass. There is no middle ground for Rumson girls. The good ones won't settle for less than a beemer 5 class or a S class Benz. The others have a bad habit of going out of their way to piss off Mom and Dad by keeping company with the brothers from Red Bank..
Then we get to Red Bank... The socio economic blend there seems to produce some large roasters. I'm talkin Chesney class ass
I double back across the bridge to Sea Bright... Used to be some world class slutty types there but now I see a gaggle of overweight chicks all wearing baby doll tops on tops that have no business out in public. I notice another thing there too. Did the girls of Sea Bright all forget how to smile. All of em seem to wear a face like they just stepped in dog shit.
The road south take us through Monmouth Beach where there are no chicks? I plow south to Long Branch which has turned into Gods waiting room north. We have old people in Florida. Their folks live in Long Branch... If you were lucky enough to find something with a pulse in that stretch you best find out what time granny expects them back.
Deal- Elberon... I don't take my foot off the acceleraator through there. Not picking on religeous beliefs but Oy Vay Bay and I have nothing in common. The only fish there is gefillte and the girls manicures cost more than my salary.
We stop in Asbury... All the girls I saw on this run were holding hands with each other.
Finally get to Belmar... Some smokin tenderloin there on this drift. The baby blue lazers examined more than a good number of em and this place was the only thumbs up on the tour.

So thats it for the north end. How about some report cards from your neck of the woods. It would save fuel for those in the market and after all this site is based on community service...

[clt_capt]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but you are cruising a mini-van now...What did you expect???

[whitey]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but you are cruising a mini-van now...What did you expect???

It would't make a differance if he had an F1 Mclaren.

[captcl]

Oh yeah, that minivan is "chick magnet"! On my last trip to NJ my observations were as follows,
I was up there for the AC boat show in 2007 accomponied by my wife. We stayed at the Tropicana and enjoyed the "underground" there with the shops and resturants. On Sat. night the place was loaded with what appeared to ladies out for the night. What a show! I got slapped by the wife more than a few times and hey, I was only looking!(should'a had my shades on) Now maybe they were'nt all Jersey girls, but unattached girls they appeared to be. If I were a single guy I would make more than one trip there! As for the rest of the Jersey shore I'm sure deep shouild be in with what's happening there since he is from there! Maybe deep old boy, time moves on and things are'nt what they used to be. You know like Margate, and Piels beer with a bar on every corner in Asbury park.Besides, I thought you were up there to fish.

[whowantstoknow]

you got to go to the southern most tip of new jersey....too find the good ones!!!

[Squidnation]

you got to go to the southern most tip of new jersey....too find the good ones!!!

where are you from

[Gibzilla]

lived in deep south jersey all my life. The good ones are few and far between here. But damn when you do find a good one....make sure you scoop that one up.

[bigfish4me]

Sea isle, there are girlies walkin around there that would ERECT a tee-pee on any mans indian reservation. understood some of em are imports but there is definitly no shortage of beautiful women around that little town

[Robja]

I thought most of the good looking ones moved to NC

[Deep C]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but you are cruising a mini-van now...What did you expect???

Its the rolling tackle box and it don't matter... One look at my impossibly average looks and its game set match... It aint easy being a master of all things wet but somebody's gotta do it...

Whowantstoknow... You had your shot at stardom last weekend... Deep was in the southern end ...

Whitey... Shouldn't you be saving your breath for your inflatable date?

Cruising? My ass... Thats why I drive what I drive. Slows down the masses at least some... The secret to being desired is to be unobtainable... Try as they may they can't have me and that makes it all the more fun watching them try...