Jersey Girls Report Cards

[CB&T]

Visit Jersey from time to time, they all have wet hair, to much hair products. The jersey girls all have there cell phones glued to the ears, and beer of choice is Miller Lite. I always can not wait to get back home to the good ol south.....

[hubris 1]

do something with your life thats interesting...........people notice that and chase it. if your a dud, well it speaks for itself. ive met girls everywhere, well just by being myself. looking for the right girl is like looking for a blue marlin, just be what you are, ignore everything, and enjoy that bluefish dinner. but if you got anything going on....its simple.

[whowantstoknow]

Visit Jersey from time to time, they all have wet hair, to much hair products. The jersey girls all have there cell phones glued to the ears, and beer of choice is Miller Lite. I always can not wait to get back home to the good ol south.....

we are all not glued together by gel and aquanet!

do something with your life thats interesting...........people notice that and chase it. if your a dud, well it speaks for itself. ive met girls everywhere, well just by being myself. looking for the right girl is like looking for a blue marlin, just be what you are, ignore everything, and enjoy that bluefish dinner. but if you got anything going on....its simple.

wonderfully put..as always!

[gradywhite273]

hey bill, howbout a jersey daisy, there we go.

[LadyAngler]

As I shake the Florida sand out of my veins and replace it with Jersey sand I start to notice things. Today I spent some time just trying to get feeling better after the shark tourney. My eyes were working the local scenery as I went from shore town to shore town. I started to notice the girls and how they vary from town to town.
Lets start in Atlantic Highlands... Is there some town ordinance that says that every other girl there must either be knocked up or pushing a stroller? Don't they have the pill in Atlantic Highlands?
Moving to Highlands proper we find the good ol Jersey easy ones. A six pack would get you favors for sure and if you were really good a couple Marlboros would at least get you partially done.
Side step across the bridge to Rumson... Sheeeeiiiitttt these girls have a broom up their collective ass. There is no middle ground for Rumson girls. The good ones won't settle for less than a beemer 5 class or a S class Benz. The others have a bad habit of going out of their way to piss off Mom and Dad by keeping company with the brothers from Red Bank..
Then we get to Red Bank... The socio economic blend there seems to produce some large roasters. I'm talkin Chesney class ass
I double back across the bridge to Sea Bright... Used to be some world class slutty types there but now I see a gaggle of overweight chicks all wearing baby doll tops on tops that have no business out in public. I notice another thing there too. Did the girls of Sea Bright all forget how to smile. All of em seem to wear a face like they just stepped in dog shit.
The road south take us through Monmouth Beach where there are no chicks? I plow south to Long Branch which has turned into Gods waiting room north. We have old people in Florida. Their folks live in Long Branch... If you were lucky enough to find something with a pulse in that stretch you best find out what time granny expects them back.
Deal- Elberon... I don't take my foot off the acceleraator through there. Not picking on religeous beliefs but Oy Vay Bay and I have nothing in common. The only fish there is gefillte and the girls manicures cost more than my salary.
We stop in Asbury... All the girls I saw on this run were holding hands with each other.
Finally get to Belmar... Some smokin tenderloin there on this drift. The baby blue lazers examined more than a good number of em and this place was the only thumbs up on the tour.

So thats it for the north end. How about some report cards from your neck of the woods. It would save fuel for those in the market and after all this site is based on community service...

Now Paul, after reading your report I see that your viewpoint is only from the NORTHERN end of "Jerzee". You should know that the Southern end of New Jersey is completely different. And as for Cape May, you know we're South of the Mason Dixon line!!!!!

[Deep C]

Mary
You know I'm blown away by the "Best kept secret" and for that matter all of the wonderful wimmins of SFC north, south east or west. Just tryin to get a travel guid of sorts together for our brothers who aren't blessed like Chuck and I.

[mllacosta]

Harvey Cedars or anytown north of that on LBI is just crawling with attractive women. Cape May is hit or miss.

[Deep C]

Very well then Lbi earns a pin on the map of debauchery...

[Hatterized]

a minivan......a no tell motel on wheels.....question is.....does Deep have the bumper sticker....if u see this van a rockin dont come knockin......sheesh

[gradywhite273]

[quote=whowantstoknow;370850]we are all not glued together by gel and aquanet!


yes but what about lee press on nails, sorry been watching vh1's i love the 80's