Jersey Girls Report Cards

[whowantstoknow]

where are you from

Im a southern jersey girl...recently relocated back from the south!!!.....(the real south!!)..but you should hide squid..you couldnt handle me!!!

And i agree with gibzilla...the good ones are hard to find.

DEEP..not once did i get a PM telling me you were in town!!...I would of ran to OCMD to the other shark tournament!!!

[Prime Time]

That little cut on your arm from the monster must really turn them on.

[Deep C]

Don't know if it turns em on but is great fuel for a pity boink if I ever wanted one... Wimmins love wounds... They like to fix owies... I think its a materal instinct thing... Or they are just plain kinky...

[Prime Time]

Are you driving with the right arm out the window or just showing it off out the sun roof. Wait til I see that mini van in Pt. Pleasant this week, I'm gonna put a soccer mom magnet on the back......

[Deep C]

You can put soccer mom on it... Chicks like us sensitive types who are secure enough with our manliness to drive something like that. A vette or f450 or hummer is a dead givaway that youre packin like a Prime Time or Whitey. Show up in a Caravan and it get them thinkin...

So how many PSI do you keep your date at?

[DEEP DEFIANCE]

[Squidnation]

Im a southern jersey girl...recently relocated back from the south!!!.....(the real south!!)..but you should hide squid..you couldnt handle me!!!

And i agree with gibzilla...the good ones are hard to find.

DEEP..not once did i get a PM telling me you were in town!!...I would of ran to OCMD to the other shark tournament!!!

uh huh - you don't really want to go there do you?

[Deep C]

PM????

When the Deep is near... Girls know!

They get all tingly and soggy and start getting light headed. Then their knees get weak and eventually lose their ability to speak... They worry about how they look but it don't matter. They can't get me no matter how hard they try... They want but I stay just out of reach... Its good to be the Deep...

So who has what to report as to the quality of wimmins in your town...

[whowantstoknow]

uh huh - you don't really want to go there do you?

I plead the fifth!!!!! ........ehmmm. LMFAO...thank, now i got to clean coors light off my computer!!!

PM????

When the Deep is near... Girls know!
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do their knees start shaking cause they see the cowboy hat and heart shaped flower balloons and get scared!!!!

[Deep C]

No ... girls don't fear me... Theres nothing to fear... As I love wimmins as a whole I go out of my way to make each one I meet feel very special.... Because they truly are...
I respect em, cherish the time I spend with em, want to know whats between their ears more than whats between their legs. I never bullshit a woman. I yam what I yam so to speak. A sober tournament fisherman whos all about the good things in life. No pretense. Not one to wear gold chains and drive fancy cars though I could. That reputation follows me and that dear lady I believe is what wimmis really want.