Jack Daniels Fishing Story

[dhauhn]

Jack Daniels Fishing Story
I finally got around to going fishing this mornin' - but after a while, I ran out of worms. Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth, and frogs are good bass bait. Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth, I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog and put it in my bait bucket.
Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bitten - I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth.His eyes rolled back, he went limp! I released him into the lake without incident and carried on with my fishing, using the frog as bait. A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot.. There was that snake with two frogs in his mouth!

[clt_capt]

I think I've met that snake...

[dhauhn]

yea i know ,this is me friends story but when i saw that snake it had 4 frogs in it's mouth.

[gottaflylee]

Ya but when I saw him there were 2 snakes and 8 frogs...they each got a bottle...

[FXRScotty]

I DON'T WASTE GOOD WHISKY ON SNAKES!