It's Hell to Get Old!!

[Team Boat Show Direct]

It's Hell to be Old!

OLD people have problems that you haven't even considered yet!

An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, 'Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.'



The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.

The doctor asked what happened and the man explained, 'Well, doc, it's like this. First I tried with my right hand, then I tried with my left hand, then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing.


We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezing it between her knees, but still nothing.

The doctor was shocked! 'You asked your neighbour?'

The old man replied, 'Yep, none of us could get the jar open.'

[don'thaveaboat]

Who wrote that I get it but it is vary lame.

[gottaflylee]

Who wrote that I get it but it is vary lame.

You my Son will be old one day and you will understand every word of it, won't like it but will under stand it...growing old ain't for sissies...

[Big Fish Billy]

You my Son will be old one day and you will understand every word of it, won't like it but will under stand it...growing old ain't for sissies...

Be careful, he'll put the Heat Mizer hat on.........

[don'thaveaboat]

You DON'T get it I am NOT him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!