Its been a while....

[bigfish4me]

There is a god...or godess, its definitly getting old....the drama meter has been pinned for a few weeks here. Call it the winter dul-drums ar cabin fever...guys have been going at it hard core with the gloves off. Funny you mentioned hubris, i thought the same thing the other day....mabyee we should put his face on a milk carton

[whowantstoknow]

There is a god...or godess, its definitly getting old....the drama meter has been pinned for a few weeks here. Call it the winter dul-drums ar cabin fever...guys have been going at it hard core with the gloves off. Funny you mentioned hubris, i thought the same thing the other day....mabyee we should put his face on a milk carton

i havent heard from him in a while - the last i heard he was going to NC and then nothing.................im starting to worry!!!!!!!

This thread better be good ole fashion sf.com fun.....no fighting!!!! believe me - you dont want to mess with me!!!!

Did you ever find you wives ring???? - wasnt there a thread about that - and then it turned all michael vick - and throwing cats.........

[La Gringa]

You may not know this but many nonliving things have a gender.

A Web Page is Female, because it's always getting hit on.

A Subway is Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

Copiers are Female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.

A Tire is Male, because it goes bald and it can be over-inflated.

An Hourglass is Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.

A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air.

Sponges are Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.

A Hammer is Male , because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.

A Remote Control is Female. Ha! You thought it'd be male, didn't you? But consider this - it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying!

[whowantstoknow]

You may not know this but many nonliving things have a gender.

A Web Page is Female, because it's always getting hit on.

A Subway is Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

Copiers are Female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.

A Tire is Male, because it goes bald and it can be over-inflated.

An Hourglass is Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.

A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air.

Sponges are Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.

A Hammer is Male , because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.

A Remote Control is Female. Ha! You thought it'd be male, didn't you? But consider this - it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying!

just like ole times

An Hourglass is Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom. ---- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH - thats it - im standing on my head everynight before bed!!!!!

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[whowantstoknow]

Where is he???????

[La Gringa]

just like ole times

An Hourglass is Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom. ---- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH - thats it - im standing on my head everynight before bed!!!!!

What a clever idea...!!!!!

[La Gringa]

What is the thinnest book in the world?
What men know about women!

Why don't men eat more M & M's?
They are too hard to peel!

What do you call a man with an I.Q. of 50?
Gifted!

What is the difference between men and government bonds?
Bonds mature!

Why are blond jokes so short?
So men can remember them!

What do men and beer bottles have in common?
They are both empty from the neck up!

How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
We don't know - it's never happened.

How are men and parking spots alike?
The good ones are always taken and the ones that are left are handicapped.

What's a man's idea of housework?
Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.

What's the difference between a man and E.T.?
E.T. phoned home!

What did God say after he created man?
I can do better than this!

What does a man consider a seven course meal?
A hot dog and a six pack of beer!

How do men exercise at the beach?
By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.

What's the best way to force a man to do situps?
Put the remote between his toes.

How do men define a 50/50 relationship?
We cook/they eat we clean/they dirty we iron/they wrinkle!

[whowantstoknow]

What is the thinnest book in the world?
What men know about women!

Why don't men eat more M & M's?
They are too hard to peel!

What do you call a man with an I.Q. of 50?
Gifted!

What is the difference between men and government bonds?
Bonds mature!

Why are blond jokes so short?
So men can remember them!

What do men and beer bottles have in common?
They are both empty from the neck up!

How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
We don't know - it's never happened.

How are men and parking spots alike?
The good ones are always taken and the ones that are left are handicapped.

What's a man's idea of housework?
Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.

What's the difference between a man and E.T.?
E.T. phoned home!

What did God say after he created man?
I can do better than this!

What does a man consider a seven course meal?
A hot dog and a six pack of beer!

How do men exercise at the beach?
By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.

What's the best way to force a man to do situps?
Put the remote between his toes.

How do men define a 50/50 relationship?
We cook/they eat we clean/they dirty we iron/they wrinkle!

How are men and parking spots alike?
The good ones are always taken and the ones that are left are handicapped. - HAAAAAAAAAAAA ROTFLMAO!!!

What's the difference between a man and E.T.?
E.T. phoned home! = This one belongs in Capt Josh sfc love line thread........why do you think so many women hate it when their significant others go fishing.............like we have the mental problem.....at least were not senile!!!!!!

[Deep C]

Well I for one would love to see a "good ol days" thread but I get all scared when you get all puffy with me ... Then you go into a tail spin thinking that a"tenderloin" is meant as derogatory...
Fear not, I limit my videos one per customer so that's not a concern until you get really old... I don't do Japan and the neeter years are behind me... I have graduated to head finger pointer in the neverending quest to make our old girl young.
Bottom line is .....




You still can't handle me....