I'm taking a poll

[joeksr]

Choose from 1,2 or 3


A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his hoohoo.

According to the Nurse attending, the patient's girl friend found the ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his hoohoo while he was asleep.

what's worse:

1) Having your girl friend find out you're married.
2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your hoohoo.
3) Or finding out your hoohoo fits through your wedding ring.


Isn't the internet great. And to think we owe it all to Al Gore.


Joe

[hotrodmarlin]

#3 most definately

[giantfan]

Alright,

I'm going to step right into this one

#3

[Tuna Beware]

3 for sure

[ejstenger]

That's a no brainer, #3. Man, has he got a big finger.

[joeksr]

That's a no brainer, #3. Man, has he got a big finger.

NO, actually the gentleman is question was known affectionately as "needle hoohoo the bug poker".

[Morning Wood 235]

Poor bastid. His girlfriend and wife must not get around much. He had a bad day

[Bodie]

good thing it's not my ring it's titanium and was told if my finger was to swell up they would not be able to cut the ring off.

[joeksr]

good thing it's not my ring it's titanium and was told if my finger was to swell up they would not be able to cut the ring off.

Now thats funny.

JOe

[Bullseye11]

How does he get a wife and a girlfriend with a hoohoo that size?