I'm going to be VERY wealthy

[waynofish]

I found out today I have 5 million from a corp in Astralia being sent to a bank in England. Woohoo, I'm rich. Yea right!!

[Gringo]

Ha, you gullible bozos.

I disdain all that obvious scam stuff. But then, I have my own 'guardian angels' taking care of MY finances:

I just received this last week (no kidding)

"Dear Beloveth in Christ,

I greet you in the name of our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ, I am Mrs. Grace Williams, a widow I am 62 years old suffering from cancer of the breast, My husband and my only son were killed two years ago during the UK terrorist Attack here in London years back. My condition is serious and according to my doctor, he said it is obvious that I may not survive. I have some funds that my late husband WILLED to me in cash; the sum of $7,500,000.00 United States of American Dollars.

I packaged it in consignments and deposited it with a finance House.After my prayers, I was divinely led to search a lovely site in the Internet, I found your email address and I decided to contact you, to use this fund for the expansion of the kingdom of God before anything could happen to me. Therefore child of God, if you are honest and faithful enough to use this fund strictly for God's work, then respond back to me immediately for the details on how to get the fund.

Yours in the Lord,

Mrs.Grace Williams."

eat yer hearts out, suckers. I plan to ride this poor widow for every penny!!!

All in the name of the Lord, of course. Just like she said..

[way_out]

I preferre cheesegriller bank of Hamburg! They give a more interesting interest! Scamming rich little old ladies? Only a Bozo would od that! I'm a Bozo!