I'm getting married in May....

[capt. jakeg]

So my "Friends" keep sending me crap like this

(written by kids)



HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?


You got to find somebody who likes the samestuff.

Like if you like sports, she should like it that you like

sports,and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
-- Alan, age 10



No person really decides before they grow up who

they're going to marry. God decides it all way before,

and you get to find out later who you're stuck with..
-- Kristen, age 10



WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?


Twenty-three is the best age because you know the

person FOREVER by then.
-- Camille, age 10



HOW CAN YOU TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE

MARRIED?


You might have to guess, based on whether they

seem to be yelling at the same kids.
-- Derrick, age 8



WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR PARENTS HAVE

IN COMMON?

Both don't want any more kids.
-- Lori, age 8



WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?


Dates are for having fun, and people should use

them to get to know each other. Even boys have

something to say if you listen long enough.
-- Lynn , age 8



On the first date, they just tell each other lies and

that usually gets them interested enough to go for

a second date.
-- Martin, age 10



WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?


When they're rich.

-- Pam, age 7



The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't

want to mess with that.
- - Curt, age 7



The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then

you should marry them and have kids with them.

It's the right thing to do.
-- Howard, age 8



IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?


It's better for girls to be single but not for boys.

Boys need someone to clean up after them.
-- Anita, age 9



HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF

PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?


There sure would be a lot of kids to explain,
wouldn't there?

-- Kelvin, age 8



And the #1 Favorite is........
HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?


Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she
looks like a dump truck.
-- Rick, age 10





My question is, why do only married people send out stuff like this? I know I have no IDEA what I am signing up for with this marriage stuff, but is it worse than I expect? I hope when I get married I dont get so lame to send crap like this to my friends thinking it's "cool". Lord please help me with this...

[sportfishingusa]

I just got married on february 9th and i do not see a big problem or difference.. I never changed and never will and she knows that.. I continue to fish, golf every weekend and golf during the week. I do basically whatever i want but the only difference is that family always comes first which is a different feeling than being single years ago with nothing to worry about. All you got to do is keep your prioritie straight and you will be good to go! As long as the ground rules are there and she knows what she is getting into than cool! They just need to know they can not CHANGE YOU AT ALL!!

[Squidnation]

Can I be in charge of the bachlor party?

Best line I ever heard at a bachlor party. My brother was the best man and he was in charge of the bachlor party. The groom looked at me and said, will you please be in charge of the bachlor party the next time I get married

[OCcaptain]

Wow! Getting married? Congratulations! Hope you can still fish...lol

[ejstenger]

Been there, done that! 51 Years and counting. Hell yes I fish! Sometimes she does too. There is a lot of truth in the statements that you posted, live with it! Bet you send it to your friends later when you see the humor in it. CONGRATS!!!

[capt. jakeg]

Bill you are more than welcome to come to both the bachelor party and the wedding. Not sure I would want you throwing my bachelor party. I have seen you in regular life when you are not trying to throw down for real.

My brother is my best man and I think he is gonna rent a headboat for the night. No wild and crazy bachelor party for me. Last time I got all drunk and wild and crazy I had to get married because of it.

[waterman482]

I'm not getting married it just doesn't mean anything anymore people get divorced at the drop of the hat and it ends up costing the man a alot of money,besides behind every good woman is another one!

[capt. jakeg]

Yep I guess my days of being behind EVERY good woman are done. Now I just got one.

[sportfishingusa]

If she is cute do not mind being behind her! my wife makes me happy whenever i can be behind her! she is hot! lol

[waterman482]

I just can't stand to the thought of the same person for the rest of your life! i need variety plus you guys try telling your wives or girlfriends your leaving to go work in a different country for 3-4months i guarantee they would flip their lid