i was a very bad boy last nite

[SARGENT OF ARMS]

well let me start from the the beginning . i work 2nd shift & 1 of the poor guys that have to work xmas eve & xmas . i got home last nite at 11:30 & was surprised that my father left me some milk & cookies . i ate them & went to bed . when you work all the holidays your mind is in a blur . back to what happened . i just fell a sleep when i heard a commotion down stairs . knowing that there have been breakins in the hood , i grab my luger to see what was going on ! i crept down stairs trying to be quiet & feeling my way through the dark . i checked my dad he was sound a sleep . i heard the noise again it sounded like the frig door . i chambered a round in my trusty luger . i started down the hall their was someone in the kitchen i could just barely see him . the only lite was from the frig . just then he turned reached into his pocket & pulled out a gun with a shiny barrel . it was him or me ! so i let him have it ! he went down with a thud . i turned the lite on it was santa . it wasn't a gun but a candycane . it was a good thing i'm a bad shot & i was his last stop ! he will recover ! but he took back the boat he was giving me . he left me all the coal he had left . i guess ever one was good this year because i have a mountain of coal . so please help me ! if anyone has a coal stove i could have at least i won't have to pay the oil bill for a while !

[Gringo]

Did you get a chance to go through his pockets?

[SARGENT OF ARMS]

no ! but he took my luger from me (a gift from last year) ! i think he is an antigunner now ?! i didn't know he could do that . i got a call into the n.r.a. !

[Proheat]

LOL!!!
Just for that, I'll bet he made you work today too!!!!
Watch out, or he will make ya work New Years too!!

Hope ya had a merry one dude!!
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[flatbottom]

now that was funny you crazy hoot !!!!!!!

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