I MISS BILL CLINTON

[Baywolf]

I Miss Bill Clinton

It doesn't matter what party you belong to -- this is hilarious.

From a show on Canadian TV there was a black comedian who said he misses Bill Clinton.

"Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we ever got to having a black man as President.

Number 1 - He played the sax.
Number 2 - He smoked weed.
Number 3 - He had his way with ugly white women.

Even now? Look at him ... his wife works, and he don't! And, he gets a check from the government every month.

Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America's shelves this week with "Clinton Soup," in honor of one of the nations' most distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.

Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada.

When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, "I don't know, I never had one."

The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you need to know."

Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do? Hanky Panky between Bushes."

[knot for shore]

He WAS a piece of work wasn't he. And he's laughing all the way..................well, wherever he goes!

[Big Jay]

He will go down in history as the luckiest US President ever.

Came into office in a time of super-prosperity, got away with being a bold face liar, and came out smelling like a daisy.

[Mike Boehler]

He will go down in history as the luckiest US President ever.

Came into office in a time of super-prosperity, got away with being a bold face liar, and came out smelling like a daisy.

No Doubt!
I still get into it about him. Don't fight with women about him though, their eyes still get a glazed look when you mention his name (even more than Deep!). And still, if he ran again, it wouldn't even be close! He and our favorite ousted governor in NY could be the the best argument for IQ testing at the voting booth.


Mike

[FXRScotty]

I don't miss either one of them!

[Fishin-N-Wishin]

He was the first in office to ever question the meaning of the word "is" was. Obviously he never paid attention to School House Rock on Saturday mornings!

[clt_capt]

Ha Ha Ha

[fowlscay]

I still can,t figure out how that dumb ass has got young girls believing that blow jobs are not really sex and his wife believing it too . He must have a real small dick !!!

[eppefour]

Well he was better than either Bush. there are so many good republicans out there. Why does the party always go with assholes. At least it looks like they did better this time with McCain. His biggest problem is overcoming the age issue