I just don't understand City Folk

[Glenn W]

I'm up here in a hoyty toyty hotel in Downtown DC (Metro Marriott), surfing SFC and the room telephone rings---- " Hello, Mr, Watkins? this is Maricopianada at the front desk and we have just assessed your room a $250 smoking fee (I shit you not) for smoking in your room.
First I said you're shitting me, but she was serious. Oh well, ain't my tab--- smoke em if you got em boys---

10 minutes later, phone rings again and its Mr. Imolkiniakolatomini. Mr. Watkins, you can't smoke cigarettes in your room, this is a non smoking hotel.

Ta hell I can't, I just paid two and a half bills for a smoking lounge. you dumb sombich.

I ain't heard hide nor hair from anyone from the Middle East for over an hour, so I think the coast is clear------ Boy, is my client going to be pissed over this one.

[whitey]

You can take a redneck from the woods but you can't the woods from a redneck.

[blackwell50]

Are you still smoking?

[clt_capt]

I'm up here in a hoyty toyty hotel in Downtown DC (Metro Marriott), surfing SFC and the room telephone rings---- " Hello, Mr, Watkins? this is Maricopianada at the front desk and we have just assessed your room a $250 smoking fee (I shit you not) for smoking in your room.
First I said you're shitting me, but she was serious. Oh well, ain't my tab--- smoke em if you got em boys---

10 minutes later, phone rings again and its Mr. Imolkiniakolatomini. Mr. Watkins, you can't smoke cigarettes in your room, this is a non smoking hotel.

Ta hell I can't, I just paid two and a half bills for a smoking lounge. you dumb sombich.

I ain't heard hide nor hair from anyone from the Middle East for over an hour, so I think the coast is clear------ Boy, is my client going to be pissed over this one.

Dude - get a Hookah (No - not a street chick - one of those pipes) - They understand that kind of smoking...

[Bite Me]

Glenn, Call the front desk and ask them what the fine is if you burn the place to the ground.

[reel fishy]

Next time they call tell them you don't speak english! Seems to work for other people.

[JD5652]

Glenn-

Can I come over and have a cig in your room when I get there......

[anthony]

Start chewing some Levi and spit all over their carpet...see which one they prefer

[Randy@BayMarine]

LMAO!

Anthony that is great! I was thinking a couple romeo & Juliets would do just fine!

[Squidnation]

isn't that the hotel Marion Barry was smoking crack in. I guess crack is ok but not cigs