I just don't understand City Folk

[RUGGERDUDE]

Well Ken, I won't charge them for the hot dogs then

Well Glenn since you're picking up the dogs...I'd call that even in my book!

Will

[Finesse]

Too funny ... thanks for the laugh Glenn

[anthony]

Well, the judge had some figuring or something to do, so he called the trial off for a few days. So both sides met at this French joint for a "power" lunch to discuss settlement possibilities.
Well, we all get seated at a big table and I noticed all the places had empty plates, just like you set the table at home. I figured it must be a lunch buffet place. We no more than sat down when some little french guy comes and takes every one of our plates from the table and leaves? What's up with that? Oh well.
Then a new person shows up and asks each person if we want sparkling water. I said no, just regular water. He then asked if some frenchy sounding name was "acceptable". I told him just regular water is fine. The little faggot about did a 180 with his hips and shoulders and said they don't serve tap water. Ok, big dog anything is fine with me.
Eventually we ordered our lunches. I ordered something that sounded like it had fish in it.
When they brought our lunches, the dang plates were as big as turkey platers. When my plate was placed in front of me I thought they were giving me a sample or something like you do with wine. I mean there wasn't but three fork fulls of salmon on this giant plater and some of the nastyest tasting greens you've ever put in your mouth. Oh yea, this time it was yet a third person serving stuff. Where'd the other 2 guys go to?
Well, settlement discussions didn't go very well so we all left shortly after the Oshwitz feast-- which sure didn't take long to finish.
Walking down the street my partner noticed I didn't light up a cig once outside and asked me why. I never smoke when I'm eating, I told him as I approached a cart on the sidewalk---- I'll have 2 dogs, with chile, mustard, onions, and slaw plus a Coke Cola please----- Hail a cab while I'm getting these dogs please, I gotta get outta this place.

Glenn, I kinda thought you might like them greens....looks and tastes a lot like what we would rake up after cutting the grass!!

[zinghaha]

No signs posted in the room it's on them.

[dckhd247]

Just reading back over this thread and wanted to make sure everyone was aware that this Rebel Tough Guy, Glenn, will be vacation in Rehoboth Beach next week!!!

[anthony]

Just reading back over this thread and wanted to make sure everyone was aware that this Rebel Tough Guy, Glenn, will be vacation in Rehoboth Beach next week!!!

How do you know, you going to be with him?

[Glenn W]

Just reading back over this thread and wanted to make sure everyone was aware that this Rebel Tough Guy, Glenn, will be vacation in Rehoboth Beach next week!!!

I ain't sceared----------


---- I don't think-----

[HOLWACHAGOT]

Just reading back over this thread and wanted to make sure everyone was aware that this Rebel Tough Guy, Glenn, will be vacation in Rehoboth Beach next week!!!

That's Mr. Rebel Tough Guy to you beach.

HOLWACHAGOT

[Stripersniper]

my partner was going over his expense receipts--- he put our two hotel rooms on his credit card (now we know why I didn't go ape shit over the $250 smoking fee--- mamma Watkins didn't raise an idiot ). JFC Glenn, your hotel bill for one night was almost $900!!! Yea so, it's expensive as hell up here in the City and the room tax is outta sight. Yea, I know but my room charges were only $525. Damn Ken, I dunno--- I got a beer or two in the mini fridge, and uh, maybe a bag of peanuts.

What's this $250 Service Fee?---- damnifino bud.
They also have you down for three movies at $31.95 each, what's that all about?
Well, the plot wasn't very good on the first one, I forgot I had allready seen the second one, but the third one was a hum dinger---- I guess I may have had 3 beers come to think of it.
Glenn, the client is going to have my ass when I turn in my expense voucher.

Well Ken, I won't charge them for the hot dogs then

Now that is funny. Thanks for the laugh.