I FINALLY WON A ROUND!! PAYBACKS A STINKER! LOL

[sportfishingusa]

never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women
> differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars
> thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women
> with their heart.
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> FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.
Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't
feel like it, I just want you to hold me."

I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!"

So she says the words that eve ry boy friend on the planet dreads to hear...

"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enoughfor me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to
sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time

with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big

unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on
several different very expensive outfits. She couldn' t deci d e which one to

take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes compliment her new clothes, so I said, "Lets get a pair for each outfit."

We went on to the jeweler department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.
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> I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey."
> She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.
> Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, "I think this is all
> dear, let's go to the cashier."
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> I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it."
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> Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a
> baffled, "WHAT?"
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> I then said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a
> while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough
> for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."
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> And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I
> added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I
> buy you?"
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> Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that
> ***** knows I'm smarter than her.< /SPAN>

[Wasabi]

Geeze ! How am I going to get this coffee out of my keyboard. I almost fell out of my chair !

[pal156]

now thats funny, but i think you will have to find a new girl after that.

[Randy Stinchcomb]

your treadin' on thin ice dude dont fall asleep for the next couple of day

[Agitated88]

LMAO!!!

[GALAZIO]

You don't live in Dallas...do you???

[nautiduck]

You just think you won, You forgot rule # 1 we're Men we cant win, The shit has yet to hit the fan.....

[nautiduck]

Although I would have loved to have seen the look on her face!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[tunakiller 4 hire]

You sir are my HERO.

[Tunapursuit]

WOW!! I to have coffee all over.