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Crab mustard is good
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Sparks, Maryland
Posts: 622
Occupation: Survey Vessel Captain, Sportfishing Mate
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I don't get the butts.....
I've got a buddy that will pick up every last shot gun husk after a morning of duck slayin... He'll swim out to the middle of the pond to shuck that last shell that floated away during the slayin... And when he's all done with that he'll smoke a cig and fling the butt into the bushes... I took one hell of a tounge lashin in florida... I let a empty bally bag blow out of the trash bucket... Sucker fluttered up, over the transome and landed in the wake... Caught holly hell for that one... Its not good to litter. Preserve the resourse for the kids... Blah blah blah blah.... all this from a skipper who'd been chain smoking the morning away and flickin the butts from the tower... You could navigate back to the inlet by following the white trail of floatsom... Somebody please explain to me WHY THE HELL BUTT'S ARN'T TRASH???? Somewhere along the line, I missed the memo.... I'll be right back... I've got a truck load of old batteries I gotta throw down the ravine... |
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NOW BOOKING RUN-OFF
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: MOREHEAD CITY NC 28557
Posts: 19,255
Boat: WILD GOOSE - RUN-OFF- SEA SPLENDOUR
Home Port: MOREHEAD CITY, NC
Best Catch: PONEYTAIL
Occupation: OFFSHORE MATE VIDEOGRAPHER
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THIS IS ONE BIG ASS CAN OF WORMS HERE
DAMMIT CHILLI....YOU STOLE MY THUNDER!!! I HAD THIS STORY FILED IN "WORD"....
BUTT THATS OKAY........GREAT WORK YA HAVE KEYED HERE....WHY JUST YESTERDAY , I SEEN A COP FLICK IS BURNING CIG OUT THE WINDOW....IF I COULD HAVE FOUND MY TICKET BOOK I'D HAVE WROTE HIS BUTT UP!! ON SECOND THOUGHT...IF I WERE THE POLICE CHIEF I'D FIRE HIS BUTT!! GO TO ANY STREET INTERSECTION.....WHAT DO YOU SEE ON THE CURBING....IT AIN'T BALLY VACCUM BAGS!!! IT'S BUTTS....BUTTS BUTTS AND MORE BUTTS..........AND THERE'S THE ASH TRAY ON THE RUN-OFF....(THE BOAT OWNERS ASH TRAY).....DANG THAT TRAY....I KNOCK IT OVER FULL EVERY FREAKING DAY!!! I HAVE NEVER TOUCHED THE CANCER TO MY LIPS AND NOW I'M CLEANING UP CIGARETTE BUTTS!!! THE NEXT TIME YOU PULL UP TO THE LIGHT, INTERSECTION OF ATLANTIC BEACH BRIDGE AND HIWAY 70 ARENDELL ST MHC......WHILE SITTING AT THE LIGHT TURNING LEFT OR RIGHT...LOOK IN THE CURBING........ YOU SMOKERS!!! ...YOU VERMINE OF NASTY DISGUST!! GET YOUR DANG BUTTS OUT OF MY CURBING !!!! HOW DARE YOU INCONSIDERATE HACKING LUNG DEPLETERS LITTER MY CURBING!! I SEE THERE IS A NATIONAL YARN MAKERS DAY...WHY NOT A "NATIONAL BUTT CLEANING DAY"? |
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You have your ideology and I have mine!
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Severna Park, MD/OCMD
Posts: 3,160
Best Catch: Mrs. Capt-D, Liam and Avery!
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Along the same lines, got my hair cut yesterday. Like most other people I try to go to the same girl (I like the cut and she痴 easy on the eyes). However, being in a rush, she was not available so I went with one of the other women. The moment I sat down in the chair I knew I was F-ed. All I could smell was stale rank ass burnt tobacco on her hands and from her breath. WTF, I知 paying for this torture. I知 not blowing this outta proportion either, she reeked!!! Exactly 22 minutes of pure hell, All she wanted to do was yammer on about her kids, all the while I知 trying not to breath
Needless to say I will f-ing wait next time!!! -D |
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NOW BOOKING RUN-OFF
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: MOREHEAD CITY NC 28557
Posts: 19,255
Boat: WILD GOOSE - RUN-OFF- SEA SPLENDOUR
Home Port: MOREHEAD CITY, NC
Best Catch: PONEYTAIL
Occupation: OFFSHORE MATE VIDEOGRAPHER
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INJUST SPILLED A QUART OF DIET DR PEPPER ALL OVER MY KEYBOARD .......THIS IS A CLASSIC....5 STAR ...I'M STILL LAUGHING D
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I think Admin is going to let me have this space
Join Date: Jul 2005
Posts: 1,402
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Along the same lines I dont appreciate the guys that need to change out the spool on the line by letting the tag end go over board and let the line get pulled off the spool to have it snap and float away when done. Come on guys dont be an ass do it at the dock and take care of it the right way.
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You have your ideology and I have mine!
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Severna Park, MD/OCMD
Posts: 3,160
Best Catch: Mrs. Capt-D, Liam and Avery!
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I think Admin is going to let me have this space
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Northern NJ
Posts: 1,965
Boat: 30' Albemarle
Best Catch: this weird rash
Occupation: Financial Rep/Clam Inspector
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People don't realize how dangerous that is to the wildlife. The cigarette butt thing gets me fired up too. Such a disgusting habit. |
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I think Admin is going to let me have this space
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: New Jersey
Posts: 2,962
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The Lone Ranger
Meanwhile back at the ranch........
the lone ranger not knowing Tonto disguised himself as a cigarette stompped his butt!!! Surfergirl Last edited by sea scape; 09-30-2005 at 11:22 PM. |
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I think Admin is going to let me have this space
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: New Jersey
Posts: 2,962
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Team Canada Rocks!
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Tyaskin, MD
Posts: 7,082
Boat: Squidnation
Home Port: Ocean City, MD
Occupation: Team Canada Wannabe!
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earlier this yr we found a 5 gallon bucket of oil floating along the 100 fathom line. a couple of 50 yards down the way we found the oil filter and then the other oil filter. hmmmm
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