I CAN SAVE 'EM MILLION$

[WAHOONBOX]

WHY I STOPPED THERE I HAVE NO IDEA......NOW I AM NOT A FAST FOOD JUNKY ONE BIT.....I GOT OVER MCDONALDS YEARS AGO ...AND NEVER HIT BURGER KING OR HARDEES...............

I GUESS THERE IS JUST SO MUCH AWESOME COOKING EVERYWHERE I GO AND I'M SPOILED

BUT TONIGHT I WHEEELED INTO BURKER KING OF ALL PLACES......BURGER FRIES AND A DRINK

THE DRINK I POURED OUT THE WINDOW BEFORE I LEFT THE PARKING LOT .....WITH THAT GONE AND OUT OF THE WAY....I FIGURED I WOULD DEVOUR THE FRIES BY THE TIME I MADE IT TO THE CRIB ....AND THEN KILL THE BURGER WITH A DIET DR PEPPER IN MY EVENING CHAIR

I OPENED THE BAG UP WITH MY RIGHT HAND AND FELT AROUND FOR THE CARDBOARD CONTAINER HOLDING THE 29 FRIES........

ALL THE FRIES WERE JUST SCATTERED IN THE BAG

HEAR ME OUT ALL YOU FAST FOOD RESTRAUNTS..................FOR 2% COMMISSION I CAN AND WILL SAVE YOU MILLIONS.....

FORGET THE CARBOARD CONTAINER.....THERE IS NO NEED TO PURCHASE ANYMORE OF THEM........THAT WILL SAVE YOU ALL MILLIONS EACH YEAR.....
NOTHING HAS CHANGED SINCE I ATE MY FIRST BIGMAC IN 1964.....THEY DIDN'T GET THE FRIES IN THE TINY BAG THEN AND THEY DANG SURE DON'T GET THEM IN THE CONTAINER TODAY!!

HEY FRY GIRL...HEY FRY BOY.....JUST REACH OVER WITH YOUR HANDS AND THROW A MESS OF EM IN THE BAG.......THIS WILL SAVE YOU THE EFFORT OF DUMPING THEM FROM SAID CONTAINER AND WASTING YOUR EMPLOYERS MONEY

I PROMISE ON THIS DAY 2006 AD...........THAT I HAVE ATE MY LAST MEAL OR HALF MEAL IN ANY FAST FOOD DIVE.

[Stripersniper]

Way to go Box! I can't eat that stuff. It runs right through me and I feel like crap afterward. It's been about 4 years since I had my last fast food meal. It was McDonalds that pushed me over the edge. It's funny too, at the prices that you pay at one of those places you can get a great meal at a restaruant.

[Proheat]

Marty- I take it that you don't snack on the job a TACO KING

[divemaster]

I couldn't agree more with the service and packaging at those places and I think the only time you like or can tolerate fast food is when you are a child I can't remember the last time I ate at one of them.

[reel world sportfishing]

Only got one word for McDonalds........................ McDeath

[eppefour]

sounds like a videa opportunity to me- Wahoo with his fingers in the bag and stripersniper running for the bathroom

[BTH284]

Not only would it save the fast food places money on not getting cardboard fry containers. It would save them a bunch of time not having to scoop the fries up and gingerly pour them in the container.

I only eat fast food about 3 or 4 times a year and then most of that is Chick fila and Bojangles.


Still say there is a gold mine to be tapped in MHC if someone would spring for a chick-fil-a franchise down there.