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    I think Admin is going to let me have this space Robja's Avatar
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    Husband and wife talk

    WIFE:
    What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?



    HUSBAND:

    Definitely not!



    WIFE:

    Why not - don't you like being married?



    HUSBAND:

    Of course I do.



    WIFE:

    Then why wouldn't you remarry?



    HUSBAND:

    Okay, I'd get married again.



    WIFE:

    You would? (With a hurtful look on her face).



    HUSBAND:

    (Makes audible groan).



    WIFE:

    Would you live in our house?



    HUSBAND:

    Sure, it's a great house.



    WIFE:

    Would you sleep with her in our bed?



    HUSBAND:

    Where else would we sleep?



    WIFE:

    Would you let her drive my car?



    HUSBAND:

    Probably, it is almost new.



    WIFE:

    Would you replace my pictures with hers?



    HUSBAND:

    That would seem like the proper thing to do.



    WIFE:

    Would she use my golf clubs?



    HUSBAND:

    No, she's left-handed.



    WIFE:
    - silence - -



    HUSBAND:
    F * ck....

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    If Ignorance is bliss, Why aren't more people happy? clt_capt's Avatar
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    Speaking from experience???

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    I think Admin is going to let me have this space Robja's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by clt_capt View Post
    Speaking from experience???
    No. I probably wouldn't marry a woman that played golf or fished. I wouldn't have an excuse to go drink beer with my friends.

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    Talking happy and sad at the same time

    A husband and wife were sitting watching

    a TV program about psychology

    when he turned to his wife and said.

    'Honey, I bet you couldn't tell me something

    that will make me happy and sad at the same time.'

    She replied. 'You have the biggest dick of all your friends.'

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    My girlfriend is learning to ski now because of me... However I specifically instructed her that golf is my time and that we will not be playing together... never ever.

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    gee whiz... don't you guys want to spend time with your wives????

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    Quote Originally Posted by La Gringa View Post
    gee whiz... don't you guys want to spend time with your wives????
    La Gringa,

    That is where the sex part comes in

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robja View Post
    La Gringa,

    That is where the sex part comes in
    oh but we are sooo much more than that...!!!!

    you can buy sex and have all the rest of the time to yourself...

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    Quote Originally Posted by esangler View Post
    A husband and wife were sitting watching

    a TV program about psychology

    when he turned to his wife and said.

    'Honey, I bet you couldn't tell me something

    that will make me happy and sad at the same time.'

    She replied. 'You have the biggest dick of all your friends.'

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