Let's analize this properly and analitically without all of the team biases.
A Hurricane is a force of nature. It's organized, very large, immensely strong, and lays waste to most anything in it's path. With technical precision, it can undo in mear hours what mankind has taken centuries to create. It is nature's great eraser! It doesn't feel fear or pain and once it has been formed, there is no stopping it until it completes it's course. It relentlessly batters anything in it's way with bands of brute strength and awe inspiring forces until they crumble. It is an amalgam of storms that have grown together and function as one. It is the perfect storm in and of itself.
A Penguin is a flightless bird, an oddity of nature. Sadly, it has traded it's wings for flippers over the eons and must now waddle from land based predators only to swim into the gaping jaws of yet another- The killer whale. (FYI-Before the Hurricanes became the Hurricanes, they were the Whalers). The Penguins' only defense in life is it's ability to flee. It cowers in the darkest, coldest places of the planet in desperate hopes of minimizing the numbers of predators that it must flee from. They can only function well in a large group but fail when their numbers are small. The male relegates itself to the role of baby sitter once their young have hatched while the female heads out to sea to stuff herself full of smelt and sardines. It is very difficult to tell the difference between the male and female in most penguin species. On a positive note, the penguin makes for a very popular stuffed animal for children and are quite amusing characters in the movies Madagascar I and II.
Based on this completely unbiased and scientific approach to choosing the probable winner, I think that clearly the Hurricanes should be the favored team.
LinkBack URL
About LinkBacks
Reply With Quote
Originally Posted by Reel Fanatic
