Hubris back in the pen ???

[lowtide]

I was talking with Bvett the other day and he says that the word on the street has it that Hubris has been cut off by his girlfriend.

So Hubris decided to dress in drag, tuck his pee pee between his legs and steal some OB method from the local drug store, only planning to get caught and spend a lil time in the womens pen.

Only problem is - he's striking out their too !! I dont think Hubris could score in a monkey whore house with a fist full of bananas.

Thoughts ???

Sincerely, Mr. Tide.

[bigfish4me]

I heard he went down to the big ****...er ...um....I mean big rock tourny to troll up some new talent....word on the street is he trolled up a whopper and has not been seen since

[Deep C]

Now damnit Tide... Its one thing to be home and spit coffee on my keyboard reading stuff like this but its another to sit in Bimini heat and spit perfectly good conch salad on my Dell mini. God damn flies chummed up in a big way...

Any way he couldn't get it in a wimins prision with a fist full of pardons...

you da man but keep the ho ho's downwhile I'm eating ... ok...

[Robja]

I think Alex and Nancy Pelosi would make a nice couple

[clt_capt]

I think Alex and Nancy Pelosi would make a nice couple

They have similar hair

[lowtide]

I do believe Hubris scored !!!!!!! looks like 7 months ago..............




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[lowtide]

ya know, I didnt think it was possible, but i sickened myself on that pic.


Ahhh screw it, Id let her bl** me.......

[BarryTurano]

I do believe Hubris scored !!!!!!! looks like 7 months ago..............




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That picture falls into the category of:

Things you see when you don't have a bat!

[hubris 1]

If you had a conversation with bvette about me, it went like this.
Lowtide: Bvette, is hubris' girlfriend as hot as she looks in that picture I saw of her?

Bvette: Yea, She is probably the best looking girl you have seen in Cape May. At 51, she puts most 20 year old girls to shame. How lucky is Hubris? Plus, she is the nicest girl you could ever meet.

Lowtide: Damn, What do you think his secret is?



Bvette, Chicks dig the long ball Mr Lowtide.

[lowtide]

If you had a conversation with bvette about me, it went like this.
Lowtide: Bvette, is hubris' girlfriend as hot as she looks in that picture I saw of her?

Bvette: Yea, She is probably the best looking girl you have seen in Cape May. At 51, she puts most 20 year old girls to shame. How lucky is Hubris? Plus, she is the nicest girl you could ever meet.

Lowtide: Damn, What do you think his secret is?


Bvette, Chicks dig the long ball Mr Lowtide.

51 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Damn !!!! she does look good !!!!!! I would have guessed 50.




just kidding .......

Bvett, actually said he wanted to hang with us, my response was - shave the mustache off, get a big boy hair cut and loose that NY sticker on the back of the truck, but when I mentioned he was picking up the bar bill - he cringeg and walked away.

I think we're safe.