hubris is an arse, banned for life!

[hubris 1]

Fire away here JFT, or anyone else for that matter. Ill give you the format. I would like two of my closest associates to also comment,"hubris is a scumbag" and "little hubris" both members here also. Feel free if you just joined to also put the definition of hubris up here, I do like to read it over and over. I will remain silent........

[Hatterized]

a fellow with a Hubris shirt was recently in Washington DC doing the tourist thing......perhaps he will make the news again or perhaps get a chance to meet with Bama Lama Ding Dong to discuss politics and the sad current state of America......he can tell Bama he was sent by Longfisher.....

[teddyp]

a fellow with a Hubris shirt was recently in Washington DC doing the tourist thing......perhaps he will make the news again or perhaps get a chance to meet with Bama Lama Ding Dong to discuss politics and the sad current state of America......he can tell Bama he was sent by Longfisher.....

A Hubris t-shirt. Must have been a fake. You'll know the real deal when its a Golf shirt and riding a Harley with flip flops.

[Hatterized]

You'll know the real deal when its a Golf shirt and riding a Harley with flip flops.

Harley..golf shirt...flip flops....with a confederate bandana......now that describes myself...the Hatt man....who received a Hubris t-shirt in an exchange of wits.....many a day ago...

[bigfish4me]

Well dam....its no fun for them when you want them to do it.....are you going to issue a lonfisherlike format that the insults must adhere to?

[hubris 1]

Yes, It must fit on the back of a postage stamp and be written with a magic marker.

[Squidnation]

I am gonna go change into my Hubris attire right now. I would put the hat on but fred ate it. Can I type it in all CAPS?

[teddyp]

I am gonna go change into my Hubris attire right now. I would put the hat on but fred ate it. Can I type it in all CAPS?

HA HA HA TOO FUNNY!

[Deep C]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lX4hN2KAaww




Bris
I have only one person on my list for permanent banning and no it aint you. I have been asked by certain people if I think you should be. My answer has been "no'. Often you do bring interesting counter views to a topic. Not always right or compelling but a different view. That being said there are times that you cross the line into distasteful if not vulgar and its at that point I would like to see those in position reign you in and sit you on the bench until you settle back down...Most of what you say is harmless enough but there are times when it ventures into hurtful and vile off base diatribes based on nothing more than twisted preconceptions. Thats when you should have your dick stepped on.


When asked what part of his recent sex change operation hurt the most. Hubris replied "When they cut the hole in my head to suck my brains out".


History of a Hubris per the Deepopedia...

While widely thought that hubris is a Greek term for criminally arrogant behavior its roots go much farther back. First recorded in cuniform on Babalonian tablets it refered to a species of foul smelling short balding impotent homonid exiled from the herds of bonobos and chimpanzees of the African interior.
Actually originally it was not a noun or adjective Hubris. Rather it was a term. Hey you bris! Bris referring to useless bits of removed foreskin. A word later adopted by those of the jewish faith to refer to a ritual where they lop off the end of some poor kids wanger. So "hey you bris" was actually warning shouted when they got too close to where people resided. "
The Hubris tribe meandered across the continents shuned from all forms of society including the leper colonies of ancient Mesopotamia. What stands out as unique within the species is that they can only reproduce asexually. Unable to achieve an errection unless standing in front of a mirror and with genitalia too small to actually penetrate the species became entirely hermaphrodite in order to reproduce.
Eventually they migrated to small sections of Greece. While the Greek culture indeed prospered they tried to ride the coat tails of that popularity... This is where Aristotle made the distinction of Hubris being a criminal act. While reminders of ancient Greece were captured in marble sculptures, the Hubris lacked the dexterity or insight to contribute to even that facet of that culture.
It has long been assumed that Greek creatures like the Cintaur and Minotaurs which were half-man half-beast were just myth. Archeology records though find that its possible the creatures did exist as barnyard animals were penned in and unable to escape the Hubris lookin to find the only "love" that would have them. Of course the animals genitalia would have had to be reflective so the Hubris could see its own reflection to achieve errection. Though its appendage was too small to penetrate its possible that fluids were exchanged with the help of rain. This would also provide the shine to create that needed reflection.
In Roman times Greece shed a number of the Hubris to them to feed the lions of the collesium. Here they were refered to as Hubrae or Hubrii. This plan however did not work well. Male lions were seen licking the anuses of other male lions to get the taste out of their mouths after biting one. The Romans got pissed and trounced the Greeks in retaliation.
Through the centuries they did not contribute anything worth note to history with perhaps the exception of being the real source for the bubonic plage of the dark ages until the late 1400's. Rather they lived under rocks and stumps providing ideal conditions for mushrooms and toadstools to grow as a substitue for hair. They were brought on explorers ships originally to feed to the sharks and sea serpents as token offerings. Again as in the case of the Roman lions their taste was too foul to work. It is however believed that Carcharias Megladon may have tried to eat a few and thus became extinct.
The role for them changed from shark fodder to balast stone which is the only capacity at sea a Hubris has any value. That fact still holds true today.
A few made their way to the new world as ballast stones. A handful migrated west to a lush tropical paradise called Bonneville but alas their stench defoliated the place leaving us the salt flats.
It wasn't until the mid fifties of the last century when the Ken and Barbie dolls by Mattel were marketed that the anatomicaly correct Hubris was first displayed. Not only do they lack genetalia. They also lack rectums. This explains their propensity to be terminally full of crap. The portion between the ears contains no gray matter so that part is correct also. However the orafice for the mouth is non existant where on true Hubris' they are enormous.
Today as in their thousands of years history, Hubris have no value. Kind of like that one urchin you step on on a pristine sandy bonefish flat they only serve to piss one off. The ones that still exist do so as a miracle that nobody has killed them off. Its probable that the amount of paperwork involved with doing so coupled with the fifty cents a good bullet would cost would make it not worth the while. The hermaphroditic nature of their reproduction insures that they need no outside love to spawn and as often as they are told to go screw them selves, man will never be rid of them all together.
Its a shame to have them walk among us laying waste to an otherwise relatively stable community. I guess every lawn has its cinch bugs, every garden its slugs, and every decaying carcass its maggots...

[Matuka Fly]

Hubris is an angle compared to Longfisher.