How would you rig this bad boy?

[shoefish]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070711/...ralia_squid_dc

[Admin]

Method I have found the best is this.

Get one person around the size of Johnseafood.

Using a haywire twist attach number 20 wire to his foot and feed the wire up through the body and head of the squid.

Attach to 300 lb leader. Then give john a oxygen bottle so he can struggle inside of the squid and stay alive till a monster comes along. This is key.

Next using a haywire twist take his left arm and run a 2 foot leader #20 wire off his hand. You may have to adjust to get the Hooks set down a foot or 2 from the bottom of the tenicales.

I also recommend 1 car battery for weight. You need to seal the battery inside something water proof and run wires out of that to a hydra glow. Tie the hydra glow to subjects body so the light stays some what straight.

Now drop him i mean the squid down 100 feet and watch it wiggle.

You should get a few hundred lb fish min with this rig.

Once the battle is over kill your fish.

Now if you get lucky your beast will only have takin off the left arm witch you still may have a wiggler on your hands. Put a turnicate on the arm that is gone to slow the bleeding but please leave a trickle coming out as the wiggling and blood may really atract another huge beast.

This is all just theory of course.

[shoefish]

Now THAT is some funny stuff!


One question... where do the paintballs come in?

[Deep C]

I would rig as above but I would rig an Admin sized guy in front with a 4' x 1' section of starboard hot glued between the shoulders for the "wing". Next have him eat some exlax and swallow one end of a section of 3/8" nylon. When he passes it tie a loop in each end. This through rigging will prevent the bird from ripping off on the bite... You can use holographic tape all over your bird to increase its effectiveness. If its the size of admin as suggested I'd reccommend getting a lot of rolls of tape...
Of course dragging a bait of that size especially with a bird would require some boat alterations. An admin sized bird would require an extra blade on each wheel and two sizes up on the injectors...

[ifish42na]

Like this, only more so...

[Admin]

Hey deepster remember a 61 viking is not that big. Since the last time you saw me i was 234 lbs and im now 209 so my running speed has increased.

[POON MAN]

209 DAMN ,,,,,Nice work John ,,you wil be nimble and quick in the Pit This season

[jbones11]

Method I have found the best is this.

Get one person around the size of Johnseafood.

Using a haywire twist attach number 20 wire to his foot and feed the wire up through the body and head of the squid.

Attach to 300 lb leader. Then give john a oxygen bottle so he can struggle inside of the squid and stay alive till a monster comes along. This is key.

Next using a haywire twist take his left arm and run a 2 foot leader #20 wire off his hand. You may have to adjust to get the Hooks set down a foot or 2 from the bottom of the tenicales.

I also recommend 1 car battery for weight. You need to seal the battery inside something water proof and run wires out of that to a hydra glow. Tie the hydra glow to subjects body so the light stays some what straight.

Now drop him i mean the squid down 100 feet and watch it wiggle.

You should get a few hundred lb fish min with this rig.

Once the battle is over kill your fish.

Now if you get lucky your beast will only have takin off the left arm witch you still may have a wiggler on your hands. Put a turnicate on the arm that is gone to slow the bleeding but please leave a trickle coming out as the wiggling and blood may really atract another huge beast.

This is all just theory of course.

Thats F'ing hillarious...Im picturing lil' Johnny now

[Jer]

Admin keeps giving me reasons to not travel to NJ